I knew this Asian girl in my college speech class. I got her number for a group project and one day I just said fuck it and told her I think shes cute and we should hang out, she agreed surprisingly. Something to keep in mind here is that she drives and I don't and I also had NO money with me. On the way to the mall (date spot) we had some pretty good conversation and I was making her laugh and just chit chatting away.

Ok so the first fuck up was that she had to pay for my food. the second was that we sat down and she was being all physical with me, biting her lip, laughing at my jokes, yet I was unable to make any moves on her, maybe because she's Asian and SUPER conservative. Every time I tried to give her a playful hug she would just sit there like a statue, she wouldn't lean in nor would she pull away, she would just stand there and pat me on the back. another fuck up was that when we were walking around the mall I tried holding her hand like how boyfriend and girlfriend does it, she laughed and at first she held it for a few seconds but she pulled away, her excuse? "NOOOOO that means that we are together!!!" the cringe was soooo real with this one, but I stood my ground and stayed positive, and the car ride back I was making her laugh and shes still being super extroverted despite the rejections but whatever. Heres the real cringe. We pull up to my house and I tell her to give me a hug to which she does this time but I tried to kiss her on the cheek and she wasn't having any of that shit, as soon as I stepped foot out the car she took OFF!!! smoke trails and everything. My god I suck at talking to women...