I'm still a teen, and I'm not talking about the 18-19 mark, either—I'm 17. When I first got into pick-up(I was probably around 14), there weren’t many resources tailored to the average teen—you know, the one that still lives with his parents, takes public transportation, afraid of initiating conversation with girls, self-conscious about his appearance, etc. GayLubeOil’s Guide To Teen Sex is good, but as a teen myself, I feel like his guide is missing many important aspects. Luckily for you, the average teen reader, you’ve stumbled upon a gem. All of the red pill principles you’ve adhered to still apply but it’s just told from a different perspective. Let’s get down to business.

  • Dates. Teenage girls like to be appreciated, and one way to show your appreciation for them is by taking them out on proper dates. Most guys I know won’t even take a girl out to the museum because they’re afraid of what adults will think. I say fuck the adults. Take her to the museum, the zoo, or some fancy restaurant—you’ll be separating yourself from the norm because she’s never had any other guy that has done this before.

  • Text. Generally I follow the same text guidelines that’s advocated in the manosphere but with teenage girls I have to make an exception. Most girls can’t leave their house at any time they please, so you just can’t schedule a date out of thin air because, well, she’s still a teen—her mom will go nuts if she leaves without permission. So, to remedy this, you’ll have to get to know her through text(or on the phone) as much as possible while still maintaining your aloof, charming vibe.

  • Call. Call them! Don’t buy into the whole texting crap. It’s good for setting up bangs but remember that most of the guys she converse with are avid texters. Display your indifference by dialing them digits.

  • Sex. This is hard since she’s not independent. You’ll either have to: 1) Go to her house while her parents aren’t home, 2) Take her to a friend’s house, 3) Bang her in the staircase, assuming she goes to your school.

  • Fashion. I live in NYC so the bitches here are regular fashionistas. Follow what ever trend the kids in your school are following—except for the extremely tight skinny jeans and skater shoes.

  • Get a job. Get a fucking job. Show that you are indeed different and you’re not one of those teens who plays video games all day and are socially inept. I work at a local Superdry retail store but the pay isn’t half bad; I can afford my own clothes and necessities without asking my parents. Oh, getting a job opens doors to a lot more pussy, too(where I work at least).

  • Acne. Get rid of that shit. I had acne when I was 16 but it’s all gone now. Thanks, Proactiv+.

  • Gym. Start lifting! I just bought a Planet Fitness membership card recently so I won’t give any fitness advice; there are articles out there written by guys who are much more knowledgeable about fitness. I have to go with my dad since I’m not allowed to enter without a parent, and I’m not 18 yet, so… fuck you, Planet Fitness.

  • Grades. Keep your grades up. I’m just naturally inquisitive so I’m always reading and studying about new things. My grades are superb, too—my SAT score was good, so I’ll probably go to a four year university. That doesn’t mean you can’t pull pussy in community college though!

  • Older women. This one is kind of hard. I’ve only banged two girls that were older than me—one was a freshman in college and the other was 22. All I have to say is show her how different you are from most teens. ;)

  • Find a partner. I don't really have friends who’ve internalized RP principles. In fact, they’re all quite beta. I have one cousin that knows about the manosphere and TRP in general though, so he’s usually my wing man. Point is, you don’t necessarily need a friend(although it does help) who shares the same vision as you—picking up girls solo is just as fun.

  • Meeting the parents. Well, that’s if you ever plan to. They always ask you these questions though: how are your grades, your ethnicity, neighborhood, and whether or not you're a virgin. I usually put on a ‘nice boy’ facade and say yes to the last question because they’ll have more trust in you—until the mom finds semen stains on her daughter's bed sheets.

  • Sports. Join one of your school's sports team. I'm on my school's varsity basketball team and the amount of pussy I pull compared to my sophomore year has skyrocketed.

  • Social circle. Hang out with the "cool" kids to increase your SMV. That doesn't mean belittling others and being perceived as a try-hard guy; I've seen guys who throw food at other kids and make fun of them just for the sole purpose of impressing girls(irony is, they're usually disgusted by the guy's behavior). Don't be that guy.

  • Parties. This is probably the closest you'll get to a club or bar since you're not at the legal age yet. It's a great way to pick up girls, too. Here is where your social circle will come in handy.