This is a story about how the early bird got the early worm folks. It's 7:30 am, I am diligently, albeit reluctantly working our in my apartment with my oversized bowflex weights. My place is right next to a community college and I often see cuties (not to be confused with the delicious tangerines, though that would be a sight to see) strolling down the sidewalk next to my window. There is this cute blonde girl that has these shiny yoga pants that I always see, but never seem to have the balls to approach.

Today my balls were ready. I ran out the door and acted like I was going for a run. I saw her at the street light and, said, "sweet pants." To which she laughed and said thanks. This girl really wanted people to complement her pants. I really hope she has more than one pair of these pants because I swear for the few times I've seen her, shes only worn these pants, but I digress. We then engage in some banter and I say that if I rocked those pants people would think I am a freak, she laughts. Sweet, she totally wants my D. I walk with her to class, talk a bit where she is from (Norway, should've known). And I tell her I am a lawyer and she seems to dig it, mainly because she said she's been looking for a lawyer to help her with immigration stuff. She has these really piercing green eyes, so I tell her I just stopped her for her pants but now I see she's really cute, and say you might just be lucky enough to get my number. She laughs. Sweet, she so wants anal.

We keep talking for a minute more, and I tell her I have to get back to work (mainly because stupid me forgot to lock my front door and to act that I am cooler than I really am), and get her snapchat because I didn't remember my new number. We hug and our faces are close to each other and something tells me 1) she's either really friendly, or 2) she actually does really dig me. I just assume the latter. I walk off and then I turn around and say hey, come close to her, grab her waist to kiss her. She seems thrown off completely, and turns her face to the side in where I kiss her on the cheek. I don't know about her, but its perfectly reasonable to make out with someone you just met at 7:30 am for 4 minutes.

Anyway, that's the story folks. I have been really day gaming hard these past few weeks, having about 6-7 dates since that time, some make outs but no f-closes at this point. Maybe I've just been watching too much RSD, but I wanted to do something crazy, and totally just wanted to kiss her because I was getting the right feeling. I may have blown my chance with someone I totally could have gotten an f-close with over more time. For what its worth, I texted her on snapchat, told her I wanted to give her an exciting memory for the morning, gdluck in class, and give me your number. Which she messaged back with her number and I then texted. This is the part where I usually lose women.

*Update: My people, as of now (the night of the operation "get that booty"), I called her after work because I am old school like that, she texted me back telling me she was at the gym. I made some witty remark about go kill it rocky. She replied back that she will, with an explanation point mind you. This girl practically is in love with me. I messaged her again, which she hasn't opened yet because we were talking on snap chat. Honestly, this is the part I usually lose a girl, but I am going to ask her on a coffee date for next week, and see what she says, but I don't want to seem needy because I am clearly the only one moving things forward.