So about two weeks ago I was in a bad place mentally, did some blue pill stuff, and dropped a plate super hard. The smart "pro red pill" thing to do would be to leave it that way. But, I miss her butt in yoga pants.

I text her if she wants to come over, she shoots me some shit-tests that I deflect with amused mastery:

"Are you still acting like a boy about everything?"

"Dude, Pee-wee's Playhouse is hilarious at any age. Can I ask you some questions now?"

"Sure. Go ahead."

"Do you want a massage?"

"No. I'm not interested in having any type of sexual relation with you, so if that is your objective then consider this me declining your invitation."

"I have said nothing about sex."

"Well, that's all you ever wanted from me before, why should I believe anything different now. I don't trust you."

"I thought that was mutual. If you don't wanna come over it's all gravy. I can make other plans. Just thought I'd check up on ya."

"If you actually want to see me I can't come over till after 10. I have class. But I've been fine. Actually better. So you don't need to worry about me."

"Text me when you're on your way."

"Okay."

My analysis: "I'm not going to have sex with you." means "I've already considered having sex with you, but I need to not feel like a slut. See you tonight."

Otherwise this chick would NOT come over, right? I expect to shrug off a few shit tests when she first gets here, then start smoochin' her once I show her my frame is back intact.

Do you guys think my assumption is correct? Or am I setting myself up for a huge "no means no" fuck up, and she is actually expecting me to give her free positive attention tonight?