So my girlfriend is an HB9, with the personality to boot. Only reason I'm in a LTR. Today, she decided to start a GoFundMe account for... Wait for it... Macchiatos. That's right, she's asking people to give her money for coffee. Now personally, I think it's fucking hilarious. I wrote the description for her, because I love creative/humorous writing, and I'm pretty proud of the finished product. Within 2 hours she's had donations from 3 beta orbiters and a host of older women. Originally she told me it was "a joke" and "if nobody donates I don't care." Lol, ok hamster. Of course you care. You want free shit because you're cute and hot. She's up to $45 right now, and I'm guessing it'll hit her $100 dollar limit by tonight. Just an example of how women want to get our jobs and make our money, but also be given free shit just because they have a crack not a sack.

On a somewhat unrelated note, she's paying for valentines day tomorrow, because I told her to.

End rant.