As a frequent lurker on this page, I thought I'd finally make my first post about something that happened these past two night that may be of interest.

Two days ago after getting pretty drunk at a club, me and friends went to a nearby diner. Lord behold, one of the thicccest women I've ever laid eyes on was working here. I've gotta talk to her.

So I approach and (still drunk) asked her when she was working next so she could be my waitress. She said tomorrow. I said 'done' and held her hand. She wasn't backing away.

So, now about last night.

So I return to the diner (just me) and this chick immediately recognizes me. After careful evaluation, she was so much thiccccer and prettier than I remembered lol but I went in and started talking to her. We had awkward exchanges at times because she didn't get my jokes. I later found out she wasn't from the US but she's from Europe (she had an amazing accent - I think I hit the jackpot) and at one point I found myself holding and squeezing her hand - she squeezed right back). So at the end of my stay, I'm paying for my tab and all of a sudden I started getting anxiety to close. Like what in the actual fuck. I did all the hard work and I couldn't get the words to come out of my mouth at the end.

I know this is a pretty strong candidate for fuckup of the month, but I think if I go back, I may still have a shot? Lemme hear some thoughts.

If valuable feedback is provided, I'll share an update next weekend.