So in class today I had a presentation and I made cookies just because I like to bake and it’s finals week so I just wanted to give some of the students a treat.

Well everyone loved them and I even had some girls asking to hang out and bake with me; note:(I always fuck when I cook with a girl it’s just my thing)

Well later the queen of our class(meaning all the guys like her a lot and they do anything for her, she’s cute and chill but I most hold a masculine frame around her) came up to me and some kids I study with talked and then said hey those cookies were bomb. I thought knowing you though they were probably laced with weed.

I was studying so I was in a different head space and I said with a higher pitched voice then normal, “what! I don’t even smoke weed!” They way I said it sound value seeking. Which isn’t usually how I speak and people tell me a lot I seem like I don’t care.

So I know I failed a tiny shit test this once but have passed many from her in the past. This had me thinking I’m probably fine right, in the real world most guys fail shit tests all the time and they still get dates.

Side note I know she has some interest in me, because I see her looking at me in class a lot.

So it my theory correct that passing most shit test fine because most guys can’t even pass them at all?