Everything I learned About Shit Testing So Far

7Saturn7Saturn7 · 2020-09-07T06:05:24+00:00

None of these are shit tests. First off you'll only get shit tests from girls you've been gaming so it won't be in your first words with her.

On your first example you're just making the job of a service person harder. Having worked service I'm not messing with you when I ask you to do something, I'm doing my job and I'm asking you because I'll get yelled at/written up if the manager finds out I didn't do the task you're getting in the way of. If you want to endear yourself get out of the way and make some light entertaining patter.

For your second example she was likely approaching you with a bad observational line because she couldn't think of something else (still better than some guys I've seen). Now I agree you should get away from the topic of the bar quickly because it's a classic death topic. It's boring and it doesn't segue into anything, but you shouldn't go straight into sarcastic joking because she has no read on you yet and sarcasm is easy to misinterpret. Also your clapping back at something that wasn't a clap so she's even more likely to get confused and bail on her approach.

cocoalpha28 · 2020-09-07T06:21:14+00:00

as far as i know shit test and bitch shield are theyre for the jerks. You have to kill it with kindness, fight fire with water/land.

his_favorite_phantom · 2020-09-07T08:20:10+00:00

A service worker doing her job is not a shit test. She's not trying to impose her will on you; she simply doesn't want to get fired.

That being said you can still be jokey and fun about it. Make her feel good - chances are she's just as annoyed as you that she has to go thru all these extra cleaning steps bc of covid.

"Keep up the good work"

"You deserve a raise"

"You're fighting the good fight out here"

"Aren't you supposed to be wearing a hazmat suit?"

Your second example is just bizarre. There's some humor in your first response but your subsequent responses are cringe.

"Oh these? I feed them to my dog. You should see him, he's jacked."

"Oh these? They taste disgusting but they make your farts smell like sugar plums."

Title	Everything I learned About Shit Testing So Far
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Date	September 7, 2020 5:06 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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