Crazy bitch asks a guy on their first date if he'd rather buy her a ring or murder everyone in a restaurant

Overkillengine · 2024-09-07T11:54:21+00:00

You know, if she wanted a particular response, it helps to not make both sound like prison sentences.

lala_you · 2024-09-07T12:04:58+00:00

Wow, run away inmediately

Joaquino7997 · 2024-09-07T12:34:09+00:00

Silence is the best answer. Just get up and leave.

Newleafto · 2024-09-08T00:11:49+00:00

Actually, “decimate” is an ancient Latin word meaning to kill every tenth person; therefore, it’s not possible to decimate “everyone” in the restaurant, just 1/10th of the people in the restaurant.

Source: I’m a student of ancient Roman culture and history (SPQR forever!).

As for this woman, I can do no better than to quote the impeccable wisdom of Emperor Marcus Aurelius himself:

plubis et canum don batshitacus

Translation: Bitches be crazy

Aronacus · 2024-09-07T12:31:53+00:00

Harley Quinn is just looking for her Joker

CautiousOp · 2024-09-09T13:40:03+00:00

"Oh you are going to turn my audience on me?"

She's a content troll who brings her own selfie stick and turns it up to 11 after he pays for dinner.

And this is why we can't have nice things."

Kryllist · 2024-09-12T14:41:27+00:00

The thing with women is that they tell you everything you need to know the first time you talk to them. Men are socialized to disregard women's up front behavior, but when they show you who they are, believe it. Also when women act too scared to talk on dates it's not because they're nervous, it's because they're trying not to allow their crazy to show so early.

DrDog09 · 2024-09-08T16:39:38+00:00

That is one hell of a shit test.

RedMeatTrinket · 2024-09-08T00:46:56+00:00

Since she was recording video, I'm sure it's just a content creator.

CautiousOp · 2024-09-09T13:37:27+00:00

This was meant to be shocking. It is the unnatural progression of the manic pixie dream girl with too much confidence in a post Covid world.

True-Cycle-2893 · 2024-09-11T03:23:50+00:00

Instantly, Murder 💯 “ Your all gonna die down here”

SceneAccomplished549 · 2024-09-07T20:54:07+00:00

I saw this clip..... these women are fucked up, my guy is seriously lucky.

I hope he got away

Think-notlikedasheep · 2024-09-26T05:27:15+00:00

I heard this saying "Sociopaths will sociopath" - and this is why we can't have nice things.

ArcherOk3478 · 2025-02-07T05:24:52+00:00

RUN!!

Title	Crazy bitch asks a guy on their first date if he'd rather buy her a ring or murder everyone in a restaurant
Author	moorekom
Upvotes	87
Comments	18
Date	September 7, 2024 11:38 AM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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