me:I find that sliding your dress up and your panties down as a interesting idea. Care to make that a reality?

she:I find that I'm not wearing a dress right now. And on the contrary to your interesting idea, I find that breaking your glasses and shoving them up your ass is an even more interesting idea. Care to make that a reality?

me:Hahaha. i don't see a no from you.

she:Likewise

me:I do like to shove my dick to your ass.

she:I didn't ask if you'd like that or not

me:care to make that into reality too?

me:So?

she:You REALLY think this approach is going to get you laid? I'm shocked.

me:give me your number.

she:Wow you're so delusional

me:Hey, lady. Do you fuck or do you not?

me:Until i see a no from you, i'm gonna assume you want to.

she:If you can't get through that thick brain of yours, yes it's a no.

Just a piece of advice, if you wanna go around trying to get laid this way, good luck. And I reckon with that face of yours, you need more luck the world could ever give.

If you can't get it yet. Here let me spell it out for you

N-O. NO.

me:Hahaha, alright. Have a nice day.