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I've finally found the single mom of my dreams... wait, she's a Virgo? My astrologist warned me about them.

Land_of_the_Losers

August 27, 2025

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Title	I've finally found the single mom of my dreams... wait, she's a Virgo? My astrologist warned me about them.
Author	Land_of_the_Losers
Upvotes	68
Comments	5
Date	August 27, 2025 11:34 AM UTC (10 months ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/1n1ejwj/ive_finally_found_the_single_mom_of_my_dreams/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/ive-finally-found-the-single-mom-of-my-dreams-wait.1560602 https://theredarchive.com/post/1560602

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[–]LordBogus 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago (1 child) | Copy Link

[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com[S] 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago (0 children) | Copy Link

[–]Satans_shill 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago (1 child) | Copy Link

[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com[S] 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

That's what we do, Miss. That's what we do. Selfless generosity with stoic silence and a stiff upper lip.

You know what I love the most? DUTIES! Not benefits. Duties.

Duties which are hard and unsparing. Obligations. Debts to pay. Boxes to lift. Sinks to unclog. Diapers to change. Narrow, high ethical paths to walk.

Toil and gumption and good, honest sweat are what we're all about! Yesmiss!

...What's that? You're offering me a good relationship? With loving support? Maybe some physical affection as well...?

OH, NO NO NO. NO MISS! No. That would be tawdry and selfish of me. No no no. There are far hotter and more pleasurable men out there who deserve such dirty caresses of the flesh. Please, let THEM give you as much carnal ecstasy as you wish. I am unworthy of such things.

Me? Me, I'm much better than such lowness. I shall satisfy myself instead with hard work, self-denial, rectitude, prayer and meditation. Those are all I need. Preferably in a small room with bricked-up windows and the occasional crust of bread and cup of water.

NO, a smaller room that that. And smaller bread portions. And a dirtier cup.

No light. No air holes. Just let me exist silently in this closet which is locked from the outside with the key around your neck on a lanyard, Miss. It's what I live for.

I'll deposit some more money in your account after you unlock it tomorrow. I promise. For that is what I do.

I'm Meant To Be with you. Except for the hotter men that you like to fuck while I'm at the office, doing my duties.

[–]DrDog09 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago (0 children) | Copy Link