https://www.sciencealert.com/cats-meow-more-than-twice-as-much-at-men-and-we-can-only-guess-why

And it reeks reeks worse than a litterbox of "Feminist Science".

Of course the only conceivable explanation is that men suck so bad that even cats have to compensate for our deficiencies.

Speaking for myself, my cats start purring the minute they see me cuz they know I'm a pushover and I'll pick them up and sneak them a tiny bit of whipped cream.

All of which is expressly forbidden by my girlfriend. So please keep this just between us dumbass douchebags who never listen.