Initiated conversation with an ex colleague after 5 years on FB. She has lost weight and looks much better. B is me G is the girl

The transcript of the convo is as follows. Your analysis on my text game>

B: Hey hw hv u been? MON 7:08PM

G:Hey. ..good yaa ..u say MON 9:50PM B:Am great. Hws work n life?

G:All good dude...u say wassup with u? Where r u now a days? B:Moved to Pune....u look different!

G:nice...Pune is a great place do i?? how? m the sale ol me same* 7:46PM B:Pune is fanatastic! no, u r not the same old!

G:Hehehe....m the new old now... B:precisely! smile emoticon

G:So wassup with u now a days? B:switched companies...moved to Pune...enjoying life! u?

G:Same here..switched companies....moved to Mumbai...enjoyin lyf!! Lol! B:ha ha u copycat!

G:So where r u working now a days? SAP? B:ha ha, no not a technical guy any more.....in XXX ......u a techie, rite?

G:Yep...always a techie Aha...i guess thats one of our clients Pwc?

B:thats great.....miss consultant!

G:I meant pwc is working for u guys kya? N if not a techie then what r u? Functional or what?

B:pssst....thats a secret ! smile emoticon

G:Hahaha B:i lead talent management HR!

G:Omg!! Secret revealed?? B:ya...but i will have to kill u now!

G:That too to a girl??? Ufff!! Dude Ab kya kar sakte hain?? I will hire security B:Enjoy your time left on planet earth!

G:Ummm...u sending me to venus? Back to the origin of my race.... B:To Mars so that u can learn a few things from men!

G:We will fight u....venus vs mars...n venus will win Men?? Why would I wanna do that?? Not interested dude

B:Hey I am killing you......I will send u where I want to!

G:Duh!! Post death..God decides the place we go off to Not a Martian like u Mortals do not have a say in such Godly decisions

B:I am the God of the Martians and the Venusians alike!

G:Hahahahaha Such high dreams wake up!

B:How is Mumbai treating you?

G:Local trains have ruined my life U r in HR na....find me a job What good are u if u can't find me a good job man?

B:ok so what are your skills......besides spilling secrets?

G:SAP ABAP HANA

B:you can send me your resume if you want to

G:Means u have vacancies? ? Lovely Will do How come HR?

B:I wanted HR only....suits charismatic people like myself! smile emoticon

G:Hahaha Ok

B:U on whatsapp?

G:yep who isnt now a days? tongue emoticon B:and your number is....

G:hahahahahahaha learnt a new trick?? wink emoticon

B:Nope just asking

G:XXXXXXXXXXX watsapp number going out.....will catch up later bye

B:XXXXXXXXXX bye