Met a girl on Tinder with an outrageous body. Huge natural tits, huge natural butt, extreme curves and fit. Not everyones cup of tea at all, but an example of extreme curves without being fat. Face looked pretty bad on pics but not horrid.

Find out the girl lives 4 hours away from me. I decide its worth a four hour drive to get laid with this girl. Set up a date saying I have business nearby. Shes down.

Arrive at her house after 4 hour drive. Her face is beyind hideous, uglies girl Ive ever been out with in my life. Acne scars and troll looking. Horror movie level face. But the body is insane, gigantic F cup natural tits and gigantic butt with a slim toned waste and fit body. Literally a 1 in the face and 9 in the body.

I hug her, take her to an italian restaurant because we are both starving. She order the most expensive thing on the menu, filet mignon. Shes not that interesting, and things are going reasonably well. I know beforehand that first dates should never be expensive dinners but I was starving.

At the end of dinner she offers to split but I decline. The vibe seemed good at this point, both had a little wine and great meals. I suggest watching a movie at her place and she agrees.

Then she remembers that her roomate is home and says we should go to the theatre instead. I agree against my will, but I dont really want to so I come off a bit indecisive. I suggest going back to her place again, but not assertively and ask if it would be weird. She says it would.

We go to theatre, decide the movie is too late, and I take her back. The date ends without a kiss, just a hug, and then I drive home.

Where was the fuckup?