This link I stumbled upon in the feminism subreddit really got me thinking.

You know why when your wife beats you, new and new laws are set in motion, faster than ever, to protect her? That's what that Patriarchy guy does.
You know why good clothes are usually more expensive? It's Patriarchy's fault.
You know why those scientists are struggling with a "Theory of Everything"? Patriarchy.
You know why milk goes sour? Because of bacteria which feed on... Gotcha! It's Patriarchy again.

It is obvious that we all have problems and I think the feminists have got it right. Blame it on Patriarchy! No blood on your hands.
Someone spilled the morning coffee? It's okay, because Patriarchy.
Someone used all the toilet paper to make toilet-paper balls and clog the toilet? It's okay, because it was Patriarchy.
Are you having trouble finding your inherent Buddha nature? That is because the past and future are invented by Patriarchy. So is not-being enlightened.

You know, you're probably thinking "who is this Patriarchy and how do we get rid of him?". No, no, my friends! Settle down! Can't you see?
This Patriarchy guy is doing us all a favor by taking all the blame. We can leave all of our bad feels with him.

I feel so good now that I've got someone to blame for all of my hurtful and half-baked activist propositions!

Before you attack me for it. This is just my sense of humor. What I wanted to point out is the issue that with lots of words, one can always be in the right and create these paradoxes where two people with completely differing opinions are both "right".
The point of this was - Don't become feminists! I've seen many here blame everything bad on the feminist movement, just like the feminist movement blames patriarchy. Be a bit more careful.

Also, don't forget what the wise monkey once said... "To reach Hakuna Matata, you must blame everything on Patriarchy"