From a @heartiste tweet, I thought this comment by YaReally in response to the OkCupid founder's charts was too good not to share. I see way too much of my past self in his examples of the regular dudes around his age.

on June 7, 2014 at 6:35 am | ReplyYaReally

So much lol at what those charts reveal and the mind-fuck they’ll do to Blue Pill people. Like you can spout all the propaganda you want but when you look at legit data, there’s the Red Pill SMV in action for everyone to see.

I literally choked on my cereal laughing at the zone of greatness. C’mon 24yo dude, why aren’t you messaging a 40yo woman???? Didn’t you see the CougarLife video??? lol Even on the other end of things, a 34 man in his prime with an established life and everything messaging some 42yo cat lady so they can pop out babies with birth defects and shit that will take second place in her heart next to her cats?? lol

In other news, this whole “men are all feminized pussy manginas” thing is working out GREAT for me. The main area I do my gaming in has an abundance of 18-25yos (university in this city) and they all LOVE hearing that I’m in my early 30s. I can’t even count the number of girls who’ve been like “no I LIKE older men, guys my age are lame and immature”. It’s so entertaining to me that I purposely bring up age in our conversations early on just to see how they’ll react. They don’t even FLINCH, no fucks given about me having a solid 10 years on some of them. Early 30s is the perfect age range to be banging 18-22yo’s, you’re the “older man” fantasy without being so old that you remind them too much of their Dad.

I should note that when people guess my age they usually place me around 26. They’re mindblown when they here I’m 30+. Is it because I have fantastic glowing young skin and a baby face and 6-pack abs? No, hell I have a bit of a beard most of the time these days and a bit of a beer belly. Is it because I jump and dance around like a kid on a sugar-high high-fiving half the bar and yapping with girls about Miley Cyrus and their opinion on twerking? No, I’m pretty low-energy actually and I actively tell them “I don’t have a clue what you’re talking about, I’m too old lol” Is it because I’m all peacocked up with sparkly Affliction shirts and tattoos and shit? No, I literally just wear a plain t-shirt and jeans (that fit good and aren’t from 2005 lol)

The reason they’re blown away by my actual age is because I don’t ACT like some old fuck who’s given up on life and feels “too old to be in this bar with these kids” dressed like a slob ungroomed and just looking like I’m uncomfortable with myself and the environment, like these dudes who are probably around my age:

http://gallery.montrealvip.com/d/866-2/nightlife_in_montreal_9613.jpg http://gallery.montrealvip.com/d/8110-1/Nightlife_20.jpg

Jesus, just Googling for those photos depressed me lol

No girl wants to meet those guys. No girl sees that and is like “wow, I want in on that party of 30+ dudes, THEY’LL be exciting and cool mature men to live out my fantasy with” lol

They wanna meet guys like this (both of these dudes are in their 50s in real life):

http://www.iamnotastalker.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ScreenShot7112.jpg

And when I say I’m “low-energy”, that’s not entirely true. I’m FOCUSED energy. When I engage with someone, I’m fully in the moment with them and I’m either talking about something in an engaged passionate fashion and expressing myself, or I’m listening intently and actually hearing what they’re saying.

So I’ll be having conversations that look like this (Rob Lowe is also 50):

http://cdn.wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/CALIFORNICATION-Season-4-Episode-2-4.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/93758a42cb2e45921617097d11aa0416/tumblr_mky608fNPZ1rp01wko1_400.gif

http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0033/9q6E832438.jpg

Where it looks like the people I’m with are actually INTERESTING people to me and like we’re having an interesting conversation, whether they’re good buddies, girls, or completely random people.

Girls see that kind of engaged energy and they go “wow, I wonder what they’re talking about?? They haven’t even looked over here…maybe we should go stand near them or order a drink beside them at the bar and hopefully they’ll notice us!”

Especially when the guys beside us look like this:

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg80/asami42421/DSC02303.jpg

The thing is, I’m sure the dudes in all these photos are actually cool guys in the right circumstance. Like when they’re comfortable and talking about something they’re really passionate about with good friends, I’m sure they’re probably funny and some alpha body language comes out and shit…and if they’d just ask the chick at the clothing store to help them pick out a solid outfit and such, and then tap into that coolness inside, they could probably do decent with girls.

But they don’t know how to express themselves. They’re feeling out of place at the bar, intimidated by whatever girls are around, completely out of their comfort zones, and the Blue Pill has beaten them over the head with “don’t you dare think you’re good enough to get the hot girl over there, you don’t have what she’d want, just stand on Death Row drinking your beers like good little chodes so these girls don’t accidentally mistake you for a cool alpha guy and fuck you”. It’s almost not even their fault half the time…they just haven’t found the steps to grow that confidence that tells them “it’s okay to take up space and care about your appearance and express opinions that people may or may not agree with and talk to girls you’re attracted to and talk to strangers around you and spread value and good vibes”.

Went off on a tangent there lol Anyway, with the response I’m getting from the young chick age range, I don’t see any reason why I wouldn’t be able to get a 22-25yo when I’m 40. Long as I don’t quit taking care of myself and let it all go downhill, of course. I’m not into the whole settling down thing right now, but if I did end up deciding I want kids and a long-term relationship, I don’t see a reason I wouldn’t be able to have fun till I’m 40, then find some quality 22yo in her prime, pop out some babies and start being a dad before 45…take care of my body and I should make it to at LEAST 65 which is old enough to have raised a couple solid kids.

hmmm, I’d better go exercise after posting this, these Froot Loops probably aren’t going to help me make it past 40 lol