Woman laments story of a date with an average man - still puts out at the end of the night.

Schrodingersdawg · 2014-06-16T03:58:43+00:00

Jesus fuck that bitch just spoiled game of thrones for me.

2014-06-16T04:10:22+00:00

"You have spent the past few days desperately trying to track down his Facebook page so that you can peruse his tagged photos (you've been stung too many times trusting profile pictures)."

Creeper alert! And superficial!

"1986 Toyota Hilux"

Ironically, these cars are considered extremely well-made and durable. Hiluxes are a main choice for guerilla armies lacking funds. But clueless girl is clueless.

"On the way to the restaurant, you attempt to make conversation with your date by asking about their job, if they've travelled, where they've lived, etc. They have a one-line response to each and you're running out of material."

Notice how clueless girl's conversation upon first meeting the guy is to try and qualify how much money he makes and whether he leads a fancy lifestyle she can partake in. Fails to consider that his one-line responses could be viewed as offended efforts to change conversation topics.

"You regret not organising a "get out" plan, but being forward thinking, you realise that you could still get a free meal out of this guy. You decide to keep calm and carry on. "

She can't just say, "Eh, I'm not into you, let's quit while we're ahead." And then she's willing to whore out her time and string the guy along for a free meal, because clueless girl is also entitled girl.

"His insatiable appetite allows you to order exactly what you want without feeling guilty that you are overeating. "

And she's a greedy pig.

"After finishing your fourth course and five cocktails, you ask rhetorically if he would like you to pay for yours. He actually says yes. He is beginning to look more and more like boyfriend material."

Well, at least she doesn't expect him to subsidize her alcoholism. This is her meaningless, nonsensical token test to see if he's isn't a male chauvinist pig. It's okay that he pay for the meal, but not the drinks.

"After a lengthy conversation . . . and another glass of wine, you fall into bed with your dream date."

But she doesn't even like the guy! WTF!

30303030303030 · 2014-06-16T05:30:44+00:00

I can't take women seriously anymore, and they shouldn't be taken seriously. I've heard/seen hundreds of such situations. The guy was shit/terrible/ugly/a looser/etc. but she was getting fucked by him whenever he wanted to for half a year until he upgraded.

Whenever I hear a female whining about a guy I know he fucked her, I nod 2 times saying "mhmm" and I change the subject, if I'm interested.

cdp0 · 2014-06-16T09:19:19+00:00

Ouch. Thinks he's a piece of shit, but fucks him.

Then if and when she meets a guy she does like she'll probably mentally torture him and make him wait for 3 months.

Typical modern western woman.

pupplenupple · 2014-06-16T08:12:46+00:00

New Zealand is kind of small, a woman could theoretically ride all the carousel horses before she's done, a guy could theoretically fuck all the carousel riders.

Fuck, that's depressing.

Archwinger · 2014-06-16T14:18:16+00:00

The woman in this tall tale wouldn't be sharing her story of how mediocre/bad her one-night-stand guy was, except for the fact that the next day, this aloof, distant, asshole who only had one-word answers for most of her statements unless he was actually interested in the topic, and was primarily interested in escalating toward sex, let her down. He pretty much outright said, "Yeah, you're not my type. I don't commit to girls who fuck me on the first date."

After that burning rejection, and calling her out for being a slut, suddenly the prose just flows. This guy she was willing to fuck was actually a jerk, wouldn't take a hint, and she wasn't really into him anyway. So no big loss, right grrrrrrlzzzzz?!

"I mean, he wouldn't take a hint and just leave, and it was just easier to fuck him than to use six words to formulate an honest sentence and reject him. We've all been there, right? So I fucked him silly, but really I didn't wanna and he wasn't that great."

moosik85 · 2014-06-16T10:00:23+00:00

NZ girls are the worlds biggest sluts. Pretty sure there is studies/surveys that even say as much.

2014-06-16T16:45:24+00:00

While we focus on the woman's superficialness and hypocrisy, let's not forget that the guy was focused on himself first.

He dressed however he wanted, he gave no fucks about the state of the car, he ate shitloads at the restuarant and got the woman to pay for her own meal (and made her contradict herself - 'I hope I get a free meal' 'Oh yes, he made me pay! Boyfriend material!'). He grabbed the remote at her place and watched the cricket because he felt like it. Didn't even attempt to make conversation. All the little signs. It was his world and he knew it. He put himself first.

And she slept with him. We can criticise the woman's mindset here, but it's the man that's giving us the real lessons here.

swolebird · 2014-06-16T13:35:47+00:00

You get what you incentivize.

_wolfgang_ · 2014-06-16T09:36:30+00:00

I'm surprised they even made it out of his hilux when you look at the calibre of some of those NZ grrrls.

SoSaltyDoe · 2014-06-16T16:24:10+00:00

I'm fairly certain this article is just satire. It's way too storybook "bad date" to be real.

2014-06-17T17:20:32+00:00

This defines her as a person: "After finishing your fourth course and five cocktails, you ask rhetorically if he would like you to pay for yours. He actually says yes. He is beginning to look more and more like boyfriend material."

Title	Woman laments story of a date with an average man - still puts out at the end of the night.
Author	Yes_I_TookTheRedPill
Upvotes	24
Comments	19
Date	June 16, 2014 3:51 AM UTC (12 years ago)
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