They say I am cool, chill, relaxed, mature, ... They would talk about me writing for the New Yorker, having an office with Ijea furniture, eying the best food... You get the idea. The nerdy girls would compare me to Jake from Adventure time.

And no pussy. I don't put women on a pedestal. In fact, the handful of women I have been with commented on me being an asshole like every other man that only wanted sex from them.

What's wrong?