Advice for going through divorce

fnordsnord · 2014-12-17T15:25:24+00:00

Accumulate a stack of cash that she can't reach. Literal cash. ANY bank account can be seized. I recommend hiding stacks of hundreds in your gym locker. I'm not kidding.

Lawyer up EARLY. Do not cheap out - you want the best divorce lawyer you can afford.

Do NOT start dating, spinning plates, or even hiring escorts until the divorce is FINAL. Her lawyer WILL have you followed and your infidelity WILL be used against you.

8ofSwords · 2014-12-17T14:07:01+00:00

Advocate for your kids. Attend their functions. Invest in their lives.

You're obviously very excited to start spinning plates, but you will soon discover that you can get a lot more female attention by being an excellent father to your children. Since you have kids (and therefore have pre-selection to your benefit), it will be easier for you to spin plates because you can pursue your own personal goals (alpha) while also being a caregiver.

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HS-Thompson · 2014-12-17T14:11:31+00:00

Wake up every morning and punch yourself in the balls for a solid 30 minutes. This will help you acclimate yourself to the pain, suffering, and frustration you are about to experience.

Source: my life

Title	Advice for going through divorce
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Upvotes	2
Comments	14
Date	December 17, 2014 11:51 AM UTC (11 years ago)
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