Clever Comeback?

Aughin · 2014-10-19T09:14:10+00:00

Tell her its a deal. Do the introducing and sex her friends. Ignore this girl. Guarantee she will be into you since the things she communicated so far has been shit tests.

If you actually feeling reluctant to let her close to your male friends you can know that you care too much. You are under her emotional manipulation. Women hate this.

vandaalen · 2014-10-19T12:25:52+00:00

Last night she sent me a long wall of text saying I'm not being totally open with her, and maybe we should remain friends and crap.

"Insecurity bores me."

IllimitableMan · 2014-10-19T13:58:03+00:00

How would you guys reply to this?

Me: So when are you going to introduce your cute girlfriends to this attractive guy.

Her: No sooner than you introduce to your friends the smart, adorable me.

She is shit testing hard. I hate bitches like this. Especially over text. Women normally aren't quick witted so texting gives them all this time to come up with "something clever" to say, which means the shit tests come in more increased complexity and you don't even know if the bitch is worth the hassle because you haven't met her and just have some pics to go off (which could easily be of another bitch.)

Also I don't know why you're giving this girl so much text time, especially when you haven't banged. You should be using texts to escalate for a meet up, that's it. Not being her time hoe and entertaining her endlessly.

Personally I would just go silence and next the girl. That is honestly what I would do. You've gotta be thirsty if you're gonna take more than the most perfunctory shit tests from a girl who is contributing ZERO to your life.

As an aside, how to beat the shit test?

"Meet me"

"Why?"

"You're too young for regrets."

"Why would I regret not meeting you?"

"Because I'm the fucking shit."

Assume the sale and tell her what to do. Always frame yourself as superior.

If she keeps trying to keep you on the hook in texting fucking limbo (and trust me dude, that is where the fuck you are right now and it's a shitty fucking place to be) you either nope the fuck out or you pressure flip everything. Don't A+A over text with someone who doesn't know your personality because your tone of voice isn't there to deliver the sarcasm. My favourite way to go nuclear and nope the fuck out is "You're boring. You spoke too much and I realised you're not my kind of girl bye" if she loses her shit its funny. If she tries to qualify you can say "prove it" and proving it means meeting the fuck up and no more of this stupid texting bullshit.

Personally I'd just fucking next the living shit out of this bitch but then I don't have patience for women who give me more hassle than they're worth to me.

Remember you are better than this bitch don't pedestal and don't feel like YOU HAVE TO GET THIS BITCH OUT. Always be willing to take the fucking L. Always have other bitches on your radar, she's not the only bitch in the world. Not getting your way with a girl doesn't mean you're inadequate or something, some bitches are just too fucking difficult and annoying to even warrant talking to. I call them cunts.

SkorchZang · 2014-10-19T09:22:52+00:00

"Then allow me to introduce her to my best friend, the person I value and cherish above most anyone else... true gentleman, and a scholar. Me."

LS_D · 2014-10-19T15:43:12+00:00

you cant do "amused mastery" with txt or without the mastery ... I certainly couldn't really pull it off until well into my 30's, it comes across as fake and 'try hard' from the wrong person/time/place

p.s. this chick sounds like great wingwoman material ... IF you can get her to do it for you!

FrameWalker · 2014-10-19T17:28:54+00:00

Last night she sent me a long wall of text saying I'm not being totally open with her, and maybe we should remain friends and crap. I found it totally lame and let my guard down for a moment there.

Massive shit test. I had a similar incident. The best advice given here on /asktrp int he post-mortem was 1) Soft-next Go silent for a few days don't respond.
2) invite her to something as if nothing ever happened

Me: So when are you going to introduce your cute girlfriends to this attractive guy. Her: No sooner than you introduce to your friends the smart, adorable me.

This is very interesting. In a way you A&A. You accept her frame and take it to the next level. You didn't try to argue with her logically/engage with her. I can see how your guard is down and you accepted her frame, but you definitely did something right because she is qualifying to you.

The smart, adorable me

Translation: Look at me, dont you want to fuck me? Pweeaase?

You could try silence for a few days to make her wonder, and then say something like

"If you're as adorable as you say you are, coffee 7pm wed"

Title	Clever Comeback?
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Upvotes	2
Comments	6
Date	October 19, 2014 8:33 AM UTC (11 years ago)
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