I have not met this girl in person. We are just messaging online. She's probably an 8 IRL and I'm probably a 5-7. Just talking to her on pof. I don't really give a shit whether we meet up or not. I'm just kind of messing with her.
Me:Hey girl.
You look like vanilla ice cream and I'm tryina be baskin in them robbins.
Her: I'm not tht kind of girl :)
Me:oh you're not?
Let me start over...
Hey girl,
You look like caramel ice cream and I'm tryin a be baskin in them robbins.
Her: again, I'm not that kind of girl :) you're barking up the wrong tree.
Me: Woof.
Her: cut your loses.. Quit while you're ahead :)
Me: ###-###-####
Text me with a smiley face. I love that.
Her: How bout I don't!
Me: Yeah you're right. It's probably not a good idea anyways.
Her:nope :) cause I don't hook up! (Note: at this point in time my profile title explicitly said "Just looking to bang".)
Me:Yeah me neither : )
I like to go out for romantic dinners and walks on the beach.
Her:I wouldn't go that far.. I'm more of a nerf gun war, kind of girl..
Me: Good way to release aggression.
You got a bunch of pent up aggression in there don't you?
Her:yupp :) no better way!
Me: (Kicking myself for not replying "Oh, I know a better way." but instead went with ) Little firecracker huh?
Her: that's an understatement.
Me: oh yeah?
Turn green when you get mad? Used to be a radiation research scientist? (Should have moved on here)
Her: I don't get mad, I get even.
Me: OH SNAP!
Well I can handle it.
Her:but you forget.. I don't hook up.
Me: I already told you that I don't either, get your mind out of the gutter. (I say this with "Just looking to bang", as my profile title.)
Her: Your profile says otherwise sweetheart.
Me: Oh that? That's just a joke. Trust me, I love going shopping, holding a girls purse, and being an emotional tampon.
Her:I hate shopping.. I don't carry a purse and it's okay to be emotional, just not more so than me.. (I feel like this was a HUGE qualifying statement she was making for me. In fact, I think this is her second one. Her first being the nerf war statement above.)
And I'm pretty sure that's the joke , right there. (I don't know what she meant here."
Me: Oh man it doesn't sound like we're very compatible.
Her: Nope! At least we agree on one thing!
Me: So that means we're boyfriend and girlfriend now right?
Her:Haha if we were in high school.
Me: Will you go to prom with me (Her username)?
My mom got me a six pack of beer.
Her:oh how I'd love to redo prom :) haha boy, you don't even know my name
Me: I'll just call you felicia.
Her: Then you might as well say "Bye"!
Me: Bye Felicia!
(At this point she quits responding to me. I DGAF and don't let it bother me. I continue to live my life for five more days until a few minutes ago and message her with...)
Me: Hey that was a cool magic trick.
Her:??
Me: The one where I message you and you disappear.
Her: Well you said bye!
Me: No, I said bye felicia.
Her:and even tho I'm not black, I know that "bye Felicia" means see ya, and Idc!
Me: Oh you're not black?
Dammit...
Her: Sorry to disappoint :/
(and here we are in the present)
Haven't replied yet. Do I push for her to come over here or try to steer towards conversations regarding personal info?
I was thinking of stepping down from the clowning a little bit and jsut responding "So what's your name?"
Edit* I messaged "So what's your name?"
She responded "Felicia".
I immediately busted out laughing and messaged back
"Oh my god I am LOLLING my tits off right now."
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