Why do chicks do this?

So I went out last night for some drinks with couple friends, one of my friend’s sister and her friends.

I was enjoying a drink with my friend, Craig. My friend Jason, his sister and her friends were coming to meet us and we were waiting for them. Craig is one of my oldest friends, but lately he has been talking about Nurses and Horse girls are absolute nut jobs. Anyways, the rest of the group join up with us.

Now, me and my boys are all 23. Jason’s sister, is 35 and all her friends around 35. So we were all just drinking and talking, except for this one bitch who had it out for me. We will call her cunt. Because that perfectly describes her attitude and demeanour.

So, I was being introduced to one of Jason’s sister friends, and I shook her hand, and I was setting a rested my hand on my face. Cunt, the fucking nerve of this bitch, literally known her for 5 minutes says “why are you smelling your fingers”. She had this stupid look on her face and it seemed she was trying to make me look like a weirdo.

I was like “I wasn’t?”

Cunt is like “yeah you were you had your fingers like this and your were smelling them”

I was like “well there really clean and they smell nice”

I totally forget what she said after because I was like man fuck this bitch and I just turned away and started talking to the others at the table. But I just met her and I didn’t want to be a dick. I mean she ain’t my friend right, but also don’t want to create drama.

Then a few moments go by and I’m talking to my friends and cunt is talking to Craig. It’s great, we are laughing and joking and having a good time. Turns out cunts friends hate her too, and that she was actually Deb’s friend(some random chick.) anyways, cunt interjects herself into our conversation and said something to me. I didn’t listen to what she said, but her tone was aggressive and whiny. I just looked at her, and looked away and resumed the conversation with the rest of this group.

AND THEN GET THIS RIGHT

SHE SAYS TO ME “YOUR FACETIOUS AND YOU HAVE FEMININE EYES”

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

I kept it cool and I was like “what?”

She’s repeats her self.

And I’m like “why would you say that? You don’t even know me”

She says some stupid shit or what ever right, and her friends calm her down saying I’m cool and shit right.

I was ready to just let it go and carry on, but no. My fucking god boys. She says “okay your forgiven”

I was like “I’m forgiven? I’m having a conversation, and you but yourself in, said that I was facetious and had feminine eyes, creating a big deal out of literally nothing, and ruining the night, and I’m forgiven? you should be apologizing.”

She said sarcastically “oh I’m so sorry I ruined your night “

I was like “ you didn’t ruin my night, I’m having a great time. Do you actually think I give any fucks about anything you said to me? “

She didn’t say anything back and turn away from the table. She sat somewhere else and my friend Craig took one for the boys and talked to her, kept he company etc. While I talked with the rest of the group making sure to laugh and have a good time and show that cunt had 0 effect on my night

30 minutes later, as we are leaving to go to a club. Craig says, “wow, you’re a fucking cunt”

Apparently, he was taking to her about how he went to NZ and jumped off a cliff into the water and she was like “oh do you think like your cooler than everyone”

We put her in a cab and sent her home and enjoyed the rest of the night.

What the fuck?! Has something similar happened to you boys at all? She just had it out for me from the beginning.