Valentine's present

rpsheepdog · 2019-02-14T22:52:48+00:00

I wouldn't respond

FereallyRed · 2019-02-14T22:55:45+00:00

Leave it alone.

Don_Draper27 · 2019-02-14T23:38:14+00:00

Honestly today seems like a warzone. People are either shouting out their SO on social media or the single ones are announcing how they are their own valentines because they love themselves so much or some stupid shit.

Ignore anyone and everyone.

Make sure to text your bros though to tell them happy v-day with a kiss emoji.

Whisper · 2019-02-15T07:43:56+00:00

Dumb bitch thinks preselection works on men.

Tell her no hard feelings, you're happy for her, and what you had was fun while it lasted.

Then watch to see if she backs water so fast you can hear the splash.

SenorSwole · 2019-02-15T04:32:32+00:00

Why would you give your attention to that? You’re fine

[deleted] · 2019-02-14T23:36:58+00:00

She got chocolate from a fucking orbiter, relax. Ignore completely.

__uwotm8__ · 2019-02-15T21:03:57+00:00

“Those look great bring it over”

Proceed to fuck her then eat his chocolates.

Those of you saying it’s disrespectful, it’s really not, she’s just attempting to run some minor dread on him, which means she probably likes him a lot. I find it cute.

mrmaldoror · 2019-02-15T04:29:30+00:00

Sign of disrespect, go silent on her until she is back giving you a bj.

Do not tolerate disrespect.

drakehfh · 2019-02-15T18:52:43+00:00

"I want some"

"I wish I had guys buy me chocolate too"

"Awww that's cute"

duskyMonk · 2019-02-15T01:06:30+00:00

put a nice big splat of hersheys syrup on your abs and snap a dick pic with it "on v day my cum is made of chocolate"
send a picture of a big dump you took "big chocolate"
"forgot blowjobs are discounted today, ill take one 2"
"marry him"

Title	Valentine's present
Author	nous777
Upvotes	2
Comments	11
Date	February 14, 2019 10:51 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/aqprpr/valentines_present/
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