Shit test- “you must say/do that to all girls”

anal_coke · 2019-03-09T06:33:53+00:00

"you're actually the first girl i've ever met"

edit: warning, dont say this if it's true or if you're a pussy because she might believe you

INNASKILLZ2K18 · 2019-03-09T10:36:19+00:00

'Yeah, but I don't remember all of their names'

arphmaal · 2019-03-09T08:18:01+00:00

‘Yes, every single girl in the world’

SauliusTRP · 2019-03-09T08:06:00+00:00

Only attractive ones.

LordMarkStark · 2019-03-09T08:45:41+00:00

Like it matters. She found it smooth. Just girls who do it for me. Girls like you. I've also said no only you and I'm glad you like it. Or only girls I like.

It's a double edged preselection and she wants to know she matters. Make her matter.

I once said to my daughter there's been many girls in my life honey but your mum was the one who mattered most in response to a question. She swooned and sighed, eyes lit up and I promise you her heart nearly burst out her chest. It's of major importance.

You might also say yeah, except I mean it. That was my daughter. It's ok to keep adult girls guessing a little.

lifeisweirdasfuck · 2019-03-09T10:14:11+00:00

“You could be right” or Start counting with your fingers while saying “1..2..3..Yeah, actually, you are the 137th one I said that to!”

Tone of voice is extremely important.

Spike her competition anxiety.

1Pink1Stink · 2019-03-09T06:34:58+00:00

i'd be like "says who?"

then ignore whatever she says and say "that's stupid"

then change the subject.

Title	Shit test- “you must say/do that to all girls”
Author	justme504
Upvotes	1
Comments	8
Date	March 9, 2019 6:30 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/az0lda/shit_test_you_must_saydo_that_to_all_girls/
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