Recently went with my girl to my mom's wedding, so we got a bunch of pictures
*snaps her a sticker of Ms. Piggy & Kermit all dressed up*
Me: Secret photo of us from my mom's wedding :) cutest couple
Her: Are you saying I'm fat????
(She's in great shape, knows it, and I acknowledged her progress the other day...so it's very, very clearly a shit test)
Got a few answers in my head which are damn near all sarcastic - it amazes and amuses me how women can take your words and literally create an entire new meaning from them, and then transmute it into a shit test before you know it.
- "actually, the correct word is 'thick'"
- Just not responding for the lulz
- or something simple/ambiguous like "Wow. Lol"
How would you guys handle this?
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