Well so next week me and dear wifey have 10th year anniversary.

We haven't had sex for the 2 months and she told me she doesn't find me attractive anymore so I am planning on changing it.

I got 20 roses and a very expensive dinner for her.

And also I hired a well hung, good looking man to satisfy her.

Then I she will let me have sloppy seconds because I did these things for her.

Do you guys think this is a good way to celebrate anniversary?