Christina Hendricks - Letter to men. Not too bad?

InsanityManifest · 2014-08-05T04:35:19+00:00

Rule #1: DON'T TAKE DATING ADVICE FROM WOMEN. EVER.

"Asking a woman how to get and keep another woman is like asking a fish how to catch and cook other fish."

New Rule: If a woman is irresponsible enough to have pictures of her tits somewhere on the internet, then those tits are the only things of note about her. Anything else about her is not worthy of your time.

gekkozorz · 2014-08-05T01:03:47+00:00

Obligatory gender-swap: imagine if Ryan Gosling were to write an open letter to girls, telling them what they should and should not do to be attractive. Facebook would with explode femisphere-tears saying that no man has the right to find certain things attractive/unattractive about women.

With that said, though, this is a pretty good list. It's not the usual "please supplicate meeee" crap we've come to expect. I appreciate that much, at least.

JohnGalt316 · 2014-08-05T01:17:28+00:00

she nailed the exact reason why you should never get married

you still got to put the same effort in, but you don't get to bang whomever you want

NiftyDolphin · 2014-08-05T09:37:49+00:00

We love your body.

As long as you still give us the tingles downstairs. You can have a potbelly or some other physical malady, but it has to be made up for in another way.

We remember forever

So expect shit tests over things you did/said and have undoubtedly forgotten by now!

Never complain about our friends

Complaining isn't sexy. It doesn't give us the tingles.

Remember what we like.

Shit test

We want you to order Scotch.

Do what we want.

Shit test

Stand up, open a door

We want you to make us feel special and act chivalrous, even if we're not acting like ladies.

Shit test

No shorts that go below the knee.

Wear what I want!

Shit test

(Those "capri" shorts are pretty ridiculous though)

No man should be on Facebook.

I don't want to feel obligated to "friend" you and have to hide all the other shit I'm doing behind your back!

About ogling

We're not attracted to men who are attracted to physical attributes we're practically putting on display.

Shit test

There are better words

I want to be a special snowflake!

Marriage changes very little.

Except now we can get fat...oh and now have the entire "justice" system in our corner.

Please, this is a joke. Never go to women for advice on how to get women.

moosik85 · 2014-08-05T01:37:26+00:00

No man should be on Facebook. It's an invasion of everyone's privacy. I really cannot stand it.

Smart girl. Facebook is for women and fags. It causes nothing but drama.

whitey_male · 2014-08-05T02:46:49+00:00

I hate Facebook. But fuck the scotch.

I think she's full of shit. Her husband looks very beta. She's high maintenance, pretentious and it's all about her.

Just get the boobs out woman.

She's just describing some Sean Connery/Don Draper act.

screwloose22 · 2014-08-05T00:34:23+00:00

I'm actually okay with that....

mizzoufan1990 · 2014-08-05T03:35:27+00:00

This seemed to be a lot about what women like. In my experience what a woman "likes" is irrelevant.

soulracer · 2014-08-05T00:37:47+00:00

Randomly stumbled upon this, somewhat expecting crap. She seems to make some decent honest comments not often heard by women. Nothing crazy insightful but at least her viewpoint seems to confirm some RP truths.

What do you think?

We Love the way you smell

Women love you for being a man, and your smell is a primal biological attractant. It's not rational.

We remember everything

Her point wasn't for men to be careful with what they say. Rather, it was to show the power of subconscious thinking in women. What may be an off cuff remark by men and quickly forgotten, women remember. Saying weak BP things, while you might not even realize it, women will file it in memory. On the flip side, saying and showing strong qualities will increase their attraction due to those details being on their minds. This also allows them to adapt to what you find attractive over time.

Additionally she's confirming dread game. The key to successful soft dread game, is saying these small things seemingly innocuous things, knowing that she'll remember and it paints this image in her mind. All the tiny details over time will build themselves up.

Order Scotch

Be manly. It's tradition, purity, roughness, etc..

Changing into lingerie is awkward

Nothing much here, except that it's sometimes easy to miss a positive effort which you can use to get turned on.

Marriage changes very little. Don't stop what you were doing. This is often said here about LTR. Game never ends.

My_Post_Is_On_Topic · 2014-08-05T07:10:29+00:00

No man should be on Facebook. It's an invasion of everyone's privacy. I really cannot stand it.

The fuck?

theozoph · 2014-08-05T09:58:01+00:00

I wonder if that's a native advertisement for scotch? You know, "hey Christina, why don't you make a list of things you like about men, and add Scotch in there. We'll pay you ogles of money, ok?"

Ads that look like articles often take the form of lists. I smell a fish, there.

Night--Writer · 2014-08-05T04:31:09+00:00

Good list that goes into the mind of a woman- so thanks to her for being truthful.

Let's see which ones I got right.

Scotch... I got that part down. I have some Laphroaig QC in my little whisky/scotch bar. Love scotch.

Well, that's all of them.

Varrian · 2014-08-05T06:18:55+00:00

Some good points, some irrelevant and others just plain wrong. As usual, take what you need and ditch the rest. If it works for you, then great; if not, remember to empty the recycle bin.

cantcme13 · 2014-08-05T06:35:40+00:00

Loved it. Well written and humoured and I found it a radiant piece of enlightenment.

TheGingerPill · 2014-08-05T15:33:55+00:00

We want you to order Scotch. It's the most impressive drink order. It's classic. It's sexy. Such a rich color. The glass, the smell. It's not watered down with fruit juice. It's Scotch. And you ordered it.

maxpod · 2014-08-05T06:42:07+00:00

Remember what we like.

This is a good advice. Women love this. Even the little things like her favourite chocolate or drink are worth to memorize. If you have many plates take notes. The moment will come when you can surprise her with that knowledge ie with a gift or ordering the right drink for her. It makes her hand-tame instantly and so much easier to handle...

Title	Christina Hendricks - Letter to men. Not too bad?
Author	soulracer
Upvotes	12
Comments	37
Date	August 5, 2014 12:22 AM UTC (12 years ago)
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