Is there anything wrong with my tinder profile?

_Legendairy_ · 2019-06-03T02:10:38+00:00

Get rid of pics 2 and 4, if you’re going to post pics with pets then actually be in the pic with them

Also I don’t rly like #3

Startupstrapped · 2019-06-03T04:17:02+00:00

None of these pictures will get you far on the ~~female validation factory~~ Tinder Market. #5 and #7 are the only decent ones.

1) is an unnatural shirtless pic taken at a weird angle. A shirtless pic should only be included if there’s context for you being shirtless - like at the pool or the beach. Furthermore, shirtless pics look better when the angle is taken above the waist, and your arms/chest are naturally flexed like when throwing a football, picking up something heavy, or even holding your phone to your face. Stretched out makes you look bony. Below the waist puts lighting on the wrong parts of your body (emphasis should be on face and upper body)

2) is forced. Everyone already covered that pic.

3) is just plain serial killer creepy. A selfie of you alone in a dark room with a shadow across half your face isn’t the vibe you want to give to strangers that you want to meet and fuck. Keep it fun and lighthearted. Showcase your life.

4 ) again trying too hard to get cute points.

5) would usually be fine but since none of your pics give a clear face pic it’s hard to know which one you are. #5 isn’t bad but it doesn’t add anything.

6) why use that? It just looks like the profile pic of a random Tumblr philosopher.

7) is the one good picture. Should be pic #2. No homo but you have a good smile. You should use it more.

8) gives off creepy vibes. The lighting is terrible and it leaves me to wonder what happened to that poor girl taking the selfie. Smile man!

Mobile formatting sucks btw sorry.

discohumpty · 2019-06-03T02:13:41+00:00

Pet pics seemed forced. Shirtless pic is hit or miss. Better to be a natural shirtless pic rather than some weird pose.

thatbadrogue2 · 2019-06-03T07:35:44+00:00

"bitches love animals, let me add a pic of a cat. but what if she likes dogs, fuck lets find a dog and take a pic. Can't have them too close to each other though, bitches will get suspicious, gotta spread em out. Oh yeah and then that sick picture my nephew took of me being all ominous with my blue glow, that'll make em wet" and dear lord bro, you don't even have much muscle mass, why are you trying that hard to look off into the distance, you're not Frank Zane.

In all seriousness though idk I'm not into dudes, can't comment on if it'd make 'em wet or not.

TheBadGoy · 2019-06-03T03:58:04+00:00

Needs better lighting and better angles. Also Antifa is might dox you

TheDero · 2019-06-03T12:58:43+00:00

The first pic will get you swipes for sure, but when then the girl goes for the second profile look after the match, you may lose some. The animal pictures look a bit on the nose, and the super dark sith lord pic is a little odd, too.

It's not a terrible profile by any means, but with a few changes it could be better. Try getting some other full body shots that don't look too corny.

Chadster113 · 2019-06-03T04:27:13+00:00

IMO Pet pictures are something women do

Big_Red_suppository · 2019-06-03T02:49:37+00:00

Creepy vibe

Title	Is there anything wrong with my tinder profile?
Author	Zsaqwes7
Upvotes	4
Comments	31
Date	June 3, 2019 2:09 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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