Married shit tests

LifeTopic · 2019-07-27T05:21:29+00:00

Shit tests are a way to get an emotional response from you. Like when a woman calls you a player. Shit tests and teasing are quite similar in a way. But sometimes shit tests can be quite severe, but shit tests basically serve the purpose of testing your frame as a man.

Comfort tests come from the man going full player and the woman's insecurities coming up. A typical comfort test would be like "Do you love me?". Comfort tests to pass must be done so with a hint of beta. So yeah comfort tests are quite difficult imo.

Straight up talking? Well that's just obvious.

MandingoMaasai · 2019-07-27T07:49:52+00:00

You would get better responses about marriage from married red pill.

Brushyourteethm8 · 2019-07-27T08:37:12+00:00

"Pass the ketchup please"

Reasonable request in reasonable tone = ok.

"Go put the bins out please"

Reasonable request but in shitty tone = shit test.

"Go to the shop and get me some Pepsi, NOW!"

Shitty request in shitty tone = shit test.

For questions / requests, it's all about the tone that it is asked in.

mustard5 · 2019-07-27T09:09:42+00:00

Essentially every shit test is asking the question, "Are you going to allow me to walk all over you?". Choose your answer wisely.

zxcvb7809 · 2019-07-27T17:30:50+00:00

Explenation: A shit test to me is when a woman tries to get you to show your insecurity. IE jealousy, weakness, emotional nonsense or desperation etc.

Example 1)

Lady friend: There are these guys at work that I find attractive I think I am going to hang out with them.

Me : Oh that's nice!

Analysis: She wanted me to ask her to be my girlfriend or get me to show jealousy. I showed neither and didn't even act supersized. She is still a plate.

Result: Pass

Example 2)

Lady friend: I don't want to have sex tonight I just want to cuddle.

Me: Okay. (Was too busy to hang out with her for the following month)

Analysis: She wanted to control the sex. Every time I have seen her since we have had sex without question. She is still a plate.

Result: Pass

Example 3)

Me: (during sex) we should try doggy now.

Lady friend: Just hurry up and finish.

Me: (Stopped in the middle of sex got dressed,) That's alright. (Called her an uber to leave)

Analysis: She thought she was my only option, she got off and I guess assumed that I was desperate or something idk. I haven't hung out with her since but she still hits me up.

Result: Pass.

Example 4)

Lady friend: We have been seeing each other for xx amount of time. If we don't become bf and gf I am going to move on.

Me: Okay well I enjoyed the time we spent together if you ever change your mind I'm always here.

Analysis: She was chasing a relationship despite me telling her from day one I was not interested in one. She though after she had given me years of sex that I would change my mind. She is still a plate.

Result: Pass.

Conclusion:

To pass in my experience you have to pretty much not care. Nothing is a surprise. It i s harder I would imagine being married because the only reason I am like that with my plate is because I have more than one. So if one acts up I just give her some time to figure it out. When I was a one plate at a time person I would have never done any of that.

WolfofAllStreetz · 2019-07-27T12:44:28+00:00

You're in the wrong sub and require a LOT of reading.

Go to /MRP

deathhandmachiavelli · 2019-07-27T15:52:03+00:00

Give me some examples and I'll see what is going on.

I can tell from the language you use though, that you are a little too scientific to understand subtle social cues.

You are trying to put everything into a box: "shit tested, comfort tested, or just straight up talking"

Your woman has you confused and probably has a higher social IQ.

Its a good thing you reading TRP so you can get your shit together.

RoccoPinkman · 2019-07-27T15:57:13+00:00

AskMRP

thcrackthedon · 2019-07-28T16:01:43+00:00

They kicked me off for sexual content🤷🏻‍♂️

thcrackthedon · 2019-07-28T16:02:53+00:00

I’ve read a ton and I’ll continue to read. They kicked me off of AskMRP for sexual content I guess.

thcrackthedon · 2019-07-28T16:05:13+00:00

I get “hurry up and finish” a lot or “I need you to come now.” In the heat of the moment it’s hard to stop and bail. I guess I’ve got to develop some sort of standard because I just keep pounding away.

Title	Married shit tests
Author	thcrackthedon
Upvotes	12
Comments	12
Date	July 27, 2019 4:18 AM UTC (7 years ago)
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