Felony convictions

youcancallmedada · 2019-08-10T18:10:43+00:00

Don’t share with her...it’s one of those things that if it comes up randomly she might fall even harder for you, but if you just tell her straight up nothing good will come out of it. That’s not considering that felony isn’t a turn on for a large part of girls, and federal felony doesn’t sound very badass, idk what it is though.

barn3r · 2019-08-10T20:32:04+00:00

As someone with felonies on my record, I advise figuring out what the fuck you’re going to do with your life now rather than the implications it will have with women. You’re going to find you will be heavily discriminated against with jobs/careers.

900_year_old_vampire · 2019-08-10T18:54:45+00:00

i seldom hide it. ive never had my criminal history do me anything but favors with women.

GAndGMethod · 2019-08-10T18:14:40+00:00

Women are turned on my felons so who cares? I routinely tell girls how much trouble I have been in with the law.

I’ve never been arrested. Give them a fantasy.

As far as loans you don’t need them. Only thing I can think of that requires a loan is mortgage. Which to get over that just game girls with money and move in with them if you need a place. Better yet get married if she has more money then you and get yourself on the deed.

For business loans make rich friends and hold fundraisers or get them to invest themselves into what you need. Make them a part of it and they will offer it up no problem.

You should never be spending your own money. Having game opens up so many shortcuts in life just not only with women.

calcul8rallig8r · 2019-08-10T19:24:32+00:00

Why are you even askingthis? Your fmindest should be focused on getting you business together as an EX criminal. What are your fitness andcareer goals? What legal plans do you have to be happy and avoid the mistakes you made this time? Do you need to cut people out of your life?

What women think about a criminal record is the most irrelevant question Ive heard in my life. And it sounds loke you need to get your priorities straight

Project_Zero_Betas · 2019-08-10T23:35:27+00:00

Any of you guys have serious criminal records?

Yup, all because this girl who has oneitis for me thought making me a criminal (all while I was working on my second graduate degree, but, you know, details) would at first make an example for one of her beta orbiters that was legit stalking her when he was knocking up her best friend. Then she contacted /u/observationalhumor and continued having me arrested and made a felon because they didn't want her remaining beta orbiters to feel that bad that her, a virgin, had oneitis for a very ugly guy (read: ME).

Yes, you read that right: I was made a criminal because a girl has oneitis for me.

Anyway, other girls DGAF because they know it's all bullshit. WRT to you, so long as your felony charge isn't something horrorific/violent, girls won't care much either.

brooklynbooked · 2019-08-11T14:51:22+00:00

Yup, two felonys. One for importing cocaine, one for trafficking cocaine. Originally had organized crime charges that got dropped, but are listed in the newspaper if you google my name. I don't tell girls until after I fuck them. And I never volunteer the info, it just comes up somehow. Can confirm, they find it hot as fuck. Every single one of them.

That said, focus on career right now more than bitches.

Title	Felony convictions
Author	CryptoFelon
Upvotes	5
Comments	19
Date	August 10, 2019 6:05 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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