[High Effort Required] You're one hour late to the annual PPD meetup...

concacanca · 2018-10-01T18:51:07+00:00

Right. Let's see.

Squiddy and crackrock are still outside gunning the engines on their little boy bikes. The incels are too afraid to knock on the door so are angrily posting on Reddit from the relative security of the shrubberies on the front lawn.

Inside, at least two of his haters has arrived drunk and is trying to get lewis' pants off, revealing that they do in fact all have a thing for him.

Sublime is double fisting espresso Martinis whilst chatting amicably to salty who seems to be the most normal guy at the party.

Smoogs is boring the shit out of merger who is still being a cunt IRL.

Atlas is playing Scrabble by herself whilst occasionally going on tourettes like rants against the incels whilst confident conifer and songofmelancholy fawn over her.

I immediately join BPremium and rooster and engage in a conversation comprised entirely of AMOGing whilst goingthedistance, gsl, ell and pj2 roll their eyes at us and resume chatting about Taylor swift.

Livelychartreuse is passed out in the corner. Can't handle her alcohol that one.

Ascimator · 2018-10-01T18:39:02+00:00

Kick in the door, smirk audibly and power-walk towards the nearest >8/10 female.

sublimemongrel · 2018-10-01T19:49:20+00:00

u/Atlas_B_Shruggin is offering guns to anyone who will shoot foreign incels.

u/Young_Oryx is preaching from on high while holding her Chad on a leash so he doesn't get stolen.

u/LewisCross is screaming WRONG at everyone while desperately trying to grope every D cup breast he sees.

u/poppyblu is playing the race card.

u/Mr_Smoogs is waving about some obscure feminist paper as if those crazy cat ladies matter.

u/goatismycopilot is trying to shank Smoogs.

u/concacanca is drinking heavily and insulting people like Gordan Ramsey.

u/TheGreasyPole is talking in excessive long monologues to u/sadomasochist, who returns the favor.

u/hammerhaunts is telling me I'm an annoying dumb hole.

u/songofmelancholy is crying watching Scandal while getting wine drunk.

u/SRU_91 is asking out over 1000 women and getting tomatoes thrown at him. Atlas adds him to her kill list.

u/EmoryUpton is preparing a cannon to fire when she gets tired of the incel screeching.

u/sublimemongrel is demanding to see Lewis' JD.

I am selling popcorn and hard liquor.

Edit:

u/IncomebyEtnicity tries to teach us all Danish and fails.

u/crackrocksteady7 is popping wheelies on his motorcycle while taking shots.

u/MercedesBenzosAMG is popping pills and selling spare party time drugs to anyone with the cash.

u/Gravel_Roads is forced to wear a tee shirt with the words OUTLIER, PLEASE IGNORE written in all caps.

u/Electracute is giving a Burger King crown that says "Queen of Sophistry".

ConfidentConifer · 2018-10-01T18:38:33+00:00

Venue: /u/atlas_b_shruggin's house

What is everyone doing: a half-mile radius around her house is littered with the crumpled bodies of PPDers, shot down by her husband who is running around the house sniping people through the windows on all sides, like Daniel Boone defending a log fort from Indians. Smashed casserole dishes festoon the pavement around RPW bodies while the Chads are covered in poofy explosions of cocaine and lie in pools of liquor seeping out of cracked bottles. Incels lie on the lawn moaning "death, sweet death, I didn't even have to rope". AtlasB sits inside cross-stitching as she observes the bedlam. "Darn, I should have known it was a bad idea to invite them here".

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Title	[High Effort Required] You're one hour late to the annual PPD meetup...
Author	Mr_Smoogs
Upvotes	3
Comments	18
Date	October 1, 2018 6:31 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
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