Chatting up a girl at the airport before my flight. Probably an HB7.5 at best. I have no interest other than a chat to waste time until my flight.

We talk about random stuff and what we do for living comes up. She says she's a freelance make up artist.

I joke around asking if she's into all the social media stuff like other girls like herself to promote herself and her business.

She emphasized repeatedly that she's old school and not into social media at all. Says she has a 'private' instagram inactive with 4-5 pics. Of course I act very surprised that someone in this industry is not on social media promoting themselves and their business. But remember that I am exactly like that with zero personal social media accounts and tell her how I can relate very much to that.

The chat continues for about 20 minutes then I had to leave for my flight. At the end I asked her for instagram so I can send her some info about a business I own that is somewhat related to her. She agrees.

I hop on the airplane and look her up. 1500 followers. Active almost daily. Selfies of herself all over the place. Party probably every Saturday night. Drinks, pool shots, a couple of tattoos here and there and the rest of the typical shit. Basically your average social media chick. Nothing special about her whatsoever.

Wat? Why the fuck would you lie about something so insignificant?