2 years ago I was one of the groomsmen in my little brothers wedding, and we were all staying in a hotel (the bridesmaids were across the hall).

Sidenote: I didn't support the marriage, but I don't support marrying women at all because of how unfair divorce is. She'd likely he taking all his stuff in a few years and getting cucked by some other dude. But whatever, some guys need tragedy to break the societal brainwashing. Women aren't hard wired for loyalty. It's just facts.

Anyway, I'm 6'7" and musclebound with a big beard so obviously I was catching some looks from the bridesmaids. Whatever tbh, I'm too good for these harpies I think to myself.

After reception on the first day, we all go back to the hotel room and the groom and bride leave for their hotel room.

Us groomsmen decided to break out the scotch and discuss immigration policy and the impact governmental class warfare has had on the poverty line infrastructure of the lower 9th ward in Louisiana.

We heard a lot of giggling and loud noises from across the hall so we just assumed the bridesmaids were braiding hair and talking about boys or whatever mindless shit women talk about.

Some time into the evening I got a text on my phone that said "look outside your door ;)))". I don't know how this person got my number but alas.

I got up and looked out the eye hole, and one of these chicks was standing in the hallway completely nude (looking impatient). Like I said, I'm usually better than these harpies and I'm very used to this happening considering my physical appearance and my $150K salary.

I opened the door to tell her to go away, but she immediately grabs my dick and asks if I want to have sex. I thought about it logically for a few seconds (true men don't let themselves get controlled by dick-think).

I looked at her and said "begone loser, I don't waste my time with ugly sows".

In truth, she was actually quite attractive, but you need to crush the spirits of women to get them to leave you alone.

About an hour later I heard screaming from across the hall, it was them. It sounded serious so I got up to check. The other groomsmen were too scared to do anything. Some of them were literally shaking in the corner. So is the sad pansy-fication of men in our society.

So I went across the hall into the girls room, which was wide open. On the inside I found them scared and screaming on the opposite end of the room of a man completely nude under a trench coat exposing himself to them and saying "you're gonna suck on this" repeatedly to them in gradually increasing anger.

I approach the man, as cool as a cucumber I might add, and beat the fuck out of him. I beat him to a bloody pulp and smash his face with a desk lamp. Then I tossed him out of the room into the hallway.

The girls were visibility shaken. I tell them everything is going to be alright. Most of them were nude, and they were gorgeous. They saw the pump my muscles got from beating the shit out of this guy. I felt alpha af, and you know what alpha males do in nature...

Long story short, we shut the door and I had unprotected sex with 6 different women over and over again all night. All solid 10s. One of them got pregnant, but I told her to get rid of it because I ain't paying her shit for support (and it actually worked lmfao).

Anyway, should I have beaten that guy up? Did I just become a tool of those women?

Edit: guys, this is a joke.