Dear fellow sexpats and allies. Lets have a talk about our experience and the various benefits / shortcoming of the different sexpat destinations and strategies.

I've been to the following excellent destinations: Ukraine, Russia, Moldova, Romania, Thailand, Cambodia, Laos, Vietnam, The Philippines, that comes to mind. Noteworthy absent : Cuba, Venezuela, Ghana.

Ukraine : super beautiful beautiful girls. Big, so not for manlets and shortcels. They've been chernobylled - so some strange genetic drift may have taken place. Good fertile soil, and women. Don't speak much English. Max out at 30.

Moldova : dodgy location. Only for the most intrepid.

Romania : Bring garlic.

Thailand : Overrun by Indians these days. They bring the whole family when they go to go-go nightclubs. Beware of traps!

Cambodia : The commies murdered half the population in the most beastly of ways. The remainder have become exceedingly docile. As long as you stay away from praising the Vietnamese. Also, unlike the Vietnamese and Thai, they have good female forms.

Vietnam : Agent Orange made some of them a bit odd. Cute on the front, boyish from behind. Will love you long time. Super short - good for manlets. Good conversation opener : KILL ALL CHINESE!

The Philippines : the Mexicans of Asia. Very malleable. Good at producing babies in copious quantities. Be ready to marry her as well as her extended family.