I was minding my own business enjoying a sandwich about 2 AM this morning when the queen bee of a set of sorority sisters decided to call me out.... "You should be home with your kids, not at some college bars at 2 AM!"

Now, I was lit, but I never approach women sexually when I'm lit. Hard stop. So I know I never hit on her.

Anyway....I looked her in the eye and said "I shoot blanks."

Her circle cackled "oh snap!" but queen bee recovered and reiterated, "You should be taking care of kids!"

Just in case anyone missed it, she suggested that if I was a cuck, at least I'd be useful.

I thought of the right comeback later, as usual. "Hey, didn't I see you on Seeking Arrangements?" I did not draw first blood, she came after me, so it would have been fair.

But that is my value. Father, Cuck, or Daddy.

At least to her.

Thank the heavens my self worth is not tied to the opinion of a woman I'm useless to. But I don't blame her. If I was a stunner in her early 20's at a private university, I'd have a chip on my shoulder too. Good on her. Seriously. It takes stones to call out a grown ass man like that.

By the way, this is very closely tied to the primary attack vector against guys like me, mid/late 40's, moderately successful both with women and in life in general. Bill Burr makes good use of this idea in one of his specials. It's one of the bludgeons we're constantly hit over the head with.

Women in this sub, some of whom I like, have hit me with it. I've also been hit with it in meat space, too. You're going to die a lonely old man. It's a standard line against guys like me.

I'm a big believer in Evo-Psyche, more as an idea than a discipline.....in the old days, ostracizing someone and casting them out would usually mean a death sentence for them.

Capiche?