Recently in physics, we were covering orbital mechanics and one of the students was failing to grasp the concept so my professor dumbed it down saying how orbiting is when a \"body is attracted to something without getting closer to it\". This is essentially a beta orbiter.

No matter how hard you try, you will never be able to get closer. The central body has to do nothing but exert an attractive force to the orbiting body while the orbiting body has to travel with continuous velocity. There's only one way to essentially escape an orbit, and that's reaching escape velocity. By increasing your distance from a central body, the amount of effort required to escape orbit decreases, at an infinite distance, v=0. The closer you are as an orbiter, the harder it will be to escape out of that zone since a higher v will be required.

Much like planets, women are attractive. The surface isn't always what it seems. Escape velocity is dependent on mass. The most attractive women have the most orbiters, much like Jupiter has many moons. I'm not saying fat women have the most orbiters, but rather the surface is quite deceiving. A planet may appear to have an apparently high superficial value at surface level, but after deeper examination, the only reason it's so attractive is because its core is full of deceiving, unseen elements that lie below the surface.

Do not waste your time orbiting. You should be so active and moving around that you don't even have the chance to get stuck focused on one single woman. Instead, bulk up, get massive, and allow them to orbit around you.