I'll piggyback off a recent thread but tweak it thusly: I'm extremely intelligent, romantic, passionate, compassionate, creative, charismatic, funny, loyal, and lots of other great "internal" traits. And I would trade all of it in a heartbeat to no longer be fat, ugly, short, depressed and broke.

wtknight · 2020-10-31T17:16:49+00:00

Removed. No woe-as-me posts.

mechanical_elves · 2020-10-31T17:05:29+00:00

What is causing you to be broke? What is preventing your intelligence from solving that problem?

Also go on a diet?

801735 · 2020-10-31T16:46:58+00:00

Because the former, as a male, gets you virtually nothing quantifiable in life.

Wut? Not true, ime. I'm all that but also pro-active.

It's the latter group of traits that give a guy a better shot at attracting women, getting sex, making money, being respected, and generally being happy and healthy.

LOL. This has to be a troll post.

Or perhaps OP just hasn't figured out yet that being too perfectly smooth leaves no dents in the surface for her to latch onto while she's climbing on top of you?

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wub1234 · 2020-10-31T17:12:52+00:00

Anyone who is extremely intelligent should surely have a shot at not being broke, and shouldn't be fat in the first place.

Depression can be a tricky one, but we all have the power within us to master our own minds and moods, even in the most trying circumstances.

Few people are genuinely ugly. Obviously some are better looking than others, but if you look after yourself and you're in reasonable shape then very few people would be deemed ugly.

I can't help with being short, but it's not the be all and end all of life.

RepulsivePhil · 2020-10-31T17:13:48+00:00

“Fat and broke” can be fixed. Once you fixed the fat it will improve the ugly. Once you fix the broke it will override the short. And after the short, ugly, fat and broke are overruled, the depression will lessen significantly.

AngelaLikesBoys · 2020-10-31T17:15:59+00:00

I would give up 10 inches of height for +20IQ.

AngelaLikesBoys · 2020-10-31T16:56:01+00:00

Are you compassionate with yourself? Might be a good start.

AngelaLikesBoys · 2020-10-31T17:10:17+00:00

If you have to brag about being intelligent, funny and charismatic then you probably are not...

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