The Hoe and The Housewife: AFBB for Females
Just thinking about this the other day.
I was trying to see AFBB from a female perspective, and tried to think of a female equivalent. The closest thing I've come up with is the hoe and the housewife, and everyone knows you can't turn a hoe into a housewife. It's just a really bad idea. And in the same way that stupid girls are trying to lock down an alpha and turn (tame) them into their little beta bitch, dumb guys are also trying to wife up hoes, thinking they can turn them into housewives. It's not impossible, they can try, but it's a really bad idea.
If you're in the mood for comedy, there's an entire Boondocks episode on this topic: Boondocks S1E3 - Guess Hoe's Coming To Dinner
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