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[–]ncarolina6695 points96 points97 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahahahaha, that's funny (and true).
Funny side note: I knew a guy that used to wank it before availing himself of the services of a hooker.....so he would get his money's worth.....LOL.
[–]DerdyG46 points47 points48 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would say that is an effective strategy as most of the time you don't feel like getting a hooker anymore after wanking.
[–]Ayrakaz1[S] 28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That man knows his worth 😂
[–]TruBlue7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the reminder!
[–]badgerking8875 points76 points77 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"
"Just hang on a moment."
[–]Benn12309853 points54 points55 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Even once with good porn does the trick, but twice? You dont give a shit after that , all the sexual hunger is gone and she's powerless
[–]throwawaygoodvibess15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And that’s why they’ll come after porn soon.
[–]battle-obsessed7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women would ban all mens' hobbies if they could.
[–]toxicgreencapsules9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Depends on your libido, physiology and stimuli.
On some days, the second round is immediately loaded into the chamber, straight after unloading first one and ready for round 2.
It's a real case of blue balls, if not taken care of too.
Horniness is a nuisance at times.
[–]throwawaygoodvibess1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have this issue at times also. Sometimes 1 round is good, sometimes 2 rounds are needed.
[–]Both-Independence25522 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Post nut clarity is a superpower. If you’re not using it in a tactical way you need to start
[–]Ayrakaz1[S] 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Facts
[–]battle-obsessed2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
tactical
[–]Lugidori2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This. Seriously.
[–]Curious_Oogway20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
PNC is a real thing.
[–]thesoloronin11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
PNC - saving men from disastrous 💥🚂🔥 since forever.
[–]Reitso16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
BEST ADVICE, judgement involving a woman best be during post-nut clarity.
[–]battle-obsessed6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Judge and jury are now legally required to beat off before the hearing.
[–]Reitso1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
in private
[–]BrZdone12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is true. I found myself few times trying to please a girl, then realising how boring she really was and how sexually motivated I was.
[–]AndyBrown6511 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
it's like starting a diet. always easier when you are full, but starting a diet when you're hungry is hard. When you're horny, always easier to agree to dumb things
[–]battle-obsessed6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dumb things
like being around a woman
[–]LkTahoeNV9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And if that don’t work, have your GYOW friend whack you with a tack hammer 🔨 until it does.
[–]UnlikelyMousse8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If god ever did men dirty it was with our balls
[–]GreenLift107 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has saved my ass more times than I can count. Well maybe not the twice part, usually once will do it lol
[–]bamabeatsny6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He needs to rethink his facial hair grooming technique, because, wtf is that??
[–]Perfect-Ant-67415 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The trick is that it makes your dick too tired to think for you, so your brain is forced to think for you instead.
[–]16-Times_the-detail4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL this is so truth, after i knock one out all the sexual hunger i have for women vanishes
[–]swaggykmk5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao i actually never thought of this. Not only is it funny but its pretty damn true
[–]UltimateShame4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am so glad, my all time state is „post nut“. It’s men’s super power.
[–]ssMARZ2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always does
[–]attoj5591 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Once is enough for me
[–]RedEyeBlackEye10 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Truth
[–]mnchrme0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha lol. Yeah.
[–]MonigMedia0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Billy red balls
[–]Pecuthegreat0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
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