I have been absolutely smashing my fitness goals lately. Been getting up at 5AM for a sunrise run. By the time the hangover plebs get up I am already done with most of my work day. I feel extreme clarity and energy. The thought of getting up at noon hungover absolutely disgusts me.

Now my friend group asks me out for drinks every other day. They have plenty of cock hungry hot chicks there. I decline most of the invitations as they would interfere with my fitness goals but I have to at least accept some of them or they'll stop inviting me and I don't have a friend group anymore.

So my friend hosts a "caipirinha" party at his villa today. Probably plenty of bad bitches and just a few inner circle dudes. Can probably fuck one of those dumb sluts in the bathroom. I don't want to drink though.

"Hey Bob, I don't wanna drink as it interferes with my fitness goals." "Oh Yakuza, then don't bother coming." We know this is how it'd play out. Telling him I'm a Muslim, fasting or some yoga hippie would just work against me. So the name of the game would be to just take one drink and drink it verrrrryyyy slowly or take a glass, put ice and lime in it and some of Europe's finest tap water? Any more tips on how to stay away from the booze?