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[–]HiredNote35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"Don't ask me to smash cuz you won't get shit". She shoulda told that to the dude(s) who seeded her with 3 kids and is no longer in the picture.
[–]Land_of_the_Losers 1 points 6 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
She's a slow learner. "Fool me three times, shame on the latest hot fuckboi."
And for the bonus round: "I don't like bullshitters" means "I can't keep away from bullshitters."
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I don't like bullshitters because, like, the way I get so turned on, but they turn out to be fake, it's totally deception rape, tee-hee!"
[–]archevisWaiting in line at the pussy factory0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fool me three times, shame on the poor simp who gets the leftovers.
Fixed it for you. 😁
[–]Glenn_Vatista26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Typical dumbass not knowing what they want. Keep the moronic hood fools.
[–]Cantide756[S] 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Even worse, she's dumb enough to think that a person can be classy and "hood"
[–]EvilKlownz2Gettin nasty with wall busters16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What she means is be hood for her in front of her friends, but open up that wallet for her on demand.
[–]Cantide756[S] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
So a drug dealer?
[–]EvilKlownz2Gettin nasty with wall busters17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yes, but a classy one.
[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Certain Bond movie henchmen might fit the bill. That big dude with the claw-hand and the crocodile farm, for instance.
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah, you mean Mr Tee Hee.
[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
Classy guys with a side of hood? So... like a straightlaced corporate lawyer grafted into a rap video where he plays poker with his friends in a gaudily-decorated mansion with heaps of unearned cash and gold-plated handguns sitting on the table? Is that in the right ballpark? Or maybe she means the kind of dude who drives a tricked-out hydraulically-augmented Cadillac which jumps up and down on its front wheels and has silvery rims that spin counter to the tires but he sits in the driver's seat wearing a conservative Perry Ellis suit and tie on the way to give his plenary speech at the university symposium? That's certainly classy.
[–]OverkillengineCasts Pearls to the Swine9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget the fried ice!
[–]Land_of_the_Losers 2 points 6 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
It's right over there, next to the triangular square, the tee-totaling drunkard and the sulfuric acid with a pH of 13+
[–]OverkillengineCasts Pearls to the Swine6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And the powdered water.
[–]bmw1999m31 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL that's one hell of a mental image you just painted. Chicks are so ridiculous in their demands.
[–]lurkerhasarisen 1 points 6 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
This is the female version of the Madonna/Whore Complex that some men have. Maybe we could call it the Gentleman/Thug Complex if we want a high-sounding name for it... or we could just keep calling it Alpha Bucks.
Men provide their women with two things: protection and provision. The ability to protect is exemplified by physicality (the reason they pursue alphas), while the ability to provide is exemplified by wealth (the reason they settle for betas).
There's nothing new here: as women transition from their pre-Epiphany pursuit of "hawt guys" toward their post-Epiphany realization that they need stable provision, they often try to "split the difference" by trying to get the "best of both worlds" - a guy who can give her both. That guy is the mythical Alpha Bucks. He's the male counterpart to a hot, submissive debt-free virgin with no tattoos... and about as rare. A woman with three bastard kids is in no position to get such a man to commit to her.
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely! And the older she gets the more she compromises on those "hawt guy" traits, but makes up the difference for the beta bucks/servant side. The more she expects because in her mind she deserves the same value.
She wants the kind of guy that puts effort into his appearance, but is soft and malleable by her. She'll give the best sex a short, fat, premature balding, engineer could possibly ever expect to get and promise a new member of the family, which she'll despise because his genes aren't going to be the 6'1" fit, looks piercing asshole that she already got 2 1/2 kids from.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
The thing about the Madonna/Whore Complex is that most men want a woman who's a virgin when they marry, but fucks him like mad.
What they usually end up with in this modren society is "a whore who fucks like a prude". https://therationalmale.com/2013/12/03/saving-the-best/
But you already know that.
[–]Canned_tapioca12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't message me "hey"... Lol. Literally what they do when they message first
[–]Cantide756[S] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She puts the same amount of effort into communication as she does into sex for her beta: beached jellyfish.
[–]bushwicksickShaniqua Hamster Analyst10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This definitely sounds like a Shaniqua. Many of these whores are out of their minds. They want a Tupac with a degree, 6 figure salary, 6 pack abs and a nice car. Why would you want a 'classy guy with some hood' in him? These 'sistas' are confused and illogical. There is a reason why they are the least desired in the dating world.
While she is white, she has all the style of a black woman.
[–]IoSonCalaf7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I love these trashy women who think they deserve class.
[–]Cantide756[S] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'm classy as shit, bitch" only with much more emojis than I can bring myself to post.
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeNeighbor of the Beast7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She wants classy? She had three kids, she needs to take what she get and treat it like fucking gold.
[–]thebeetlebug6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She sounded so angry, I wonder how many degenerate men will allow this vicious woman into their lives...
[–]Cantide756[S] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The ones that don't care about giving her a black eye to punctuate their orders
[–]Redhood6166 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOOL love how all these “proud” single mothers always mention they got “x number of beautiful kids” at the very end of their profiles because they know, no reasonable man would bother reading the rest.
[–]lurkerhasarisen 2 points 6 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm a hard working mother and I have three beautiful girls...
I guess the only pertinent question is, "How old are they?" (Because their mother is a train wreck).
[–]AptoteJr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess the only pertinent question is, "How old are they?" ...
came here to say this, lol
they sure do grow up fast.
[–]harharry5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You got some real sass there lady.
Also how many baby daddies? And how many of them are in jail?
Do any of your kids have STD’s from you?
I’d like to know so I can understand you better and write up a sweet opinion piece on how wonderful single mommies can’t find anyone to pay their bills.
[–]siriusisnessTaking deserted pussy off the market4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"anything you want to know just ask" - directly translates to "i have no personality whatsoever"
Or she wants to find out what she needs to lie about to snag a beta
[–]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Typical female, always wanting contradictory things.
[–]SilverGryphonWorking his way to the titty top2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She wants a though guy who is also a simp with her.
[–]Cantide756[S] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make a tough guy her bitch, problem is he's probably going to beat that idea out of her.
[–]TwentyOneBeers2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3 girls 😂😂 lmao even beta bob would see a red flag
[–]o0perfect0o2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Don't flash money but if you don't have money then fuck off."
[–]plainnsimpleforever1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can someone point out where in her profile I should get the tingles?
[–]TraksimussJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You should swoon when she demands not to flash money, and instead give it to her discreetly, so she can spend it all and tell to her frenemies "I earned it all by myself".
[–]chrzestrzyboczek1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hey
[–]SuperGoxxerRecidivist Fuk Boi1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't flash money it's a turn off..
More like "don't flash money I can't spend, because it pisses me off."
[–]Cantide756[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or she wants you to have one of those heavy duty credit cards that she can buy a car with, without maxing it
[–]Water_Llama 1 points 6 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
I never understood the "don't say hey I won't reply" what the literal fuck else am I supposed to say? Nani Nani boo boo! Hi, let's talk!
They want a proper 1850s greeting, a joke(as dirty as her tingles will allow you to make, without knowing the actual limit) a short story(preferably about how much money you make) a compliment (still based on the unknown value of her tingles) and if tingles are high enough, a proposition for sex, or at least a date request.
[–]SeekingLevelFive0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh look, a THOT.
[–]gprime0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't flash money it's a turn off
Zero percent chance this is true. Or rather, it may fail to be a turn on, but it's sure get her to try and attach herself like the leech she most certainly is.
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[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]archevisWaiting in line at the pussy factory0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Glenn_Vatista26 points27 points28 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]Cantide756[S] 23 points24 points25 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]EvilKlownz2Gettin nasty with wall busters16 points17 points18 points (4 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com9 points10 points11 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]OverkillengineCasts Pearls to the Swine9 points10 points11 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]lurkerhasarisen 1 points [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser8 points9 points10 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Canned_tapioca12 points13 points14 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Cantide756[S] 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]bushwicksickShaniqua Hamster Analyst10 points11 points12 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]IoSonCalaf7 points8 points9 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]sleepyweaselisawakeNeighbor of the Beast7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Cantide756[S] 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]lurkerhasarisen 2 points [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]AptoteJr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]siriusisnessTaking deserted pussy off the market4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Cantide756[S] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SilverGryphonWorking his way to the titty top2 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]SuperGoxxerRecidivist Fuk Boi1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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