But With 2 Kids, That's All you Are.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-10-19T11:23:39+00:00

"Looking for the next guy to add to the list of my mistakes".... Lol. That's right bitch, YOUR mistakes aren't MY responsibility.

mblazin1532 · 2019-10-19T10:56:04+00:00

"Loyalty and honesty seem to be a fucking comedy act".

It becomes more of a serious drama... when you don't have two bastards and a foul attitude.

aussielander · 2019-10-19T13:59:26+00:00

YOu have more chance of getting in my pants if you treat me lke a person and not a sex object.

Yea, you and me both know that isnt true

Svartanatten · 2019-10-19T13:42:12+00:00

What a pleasent creature.

WiggersGonnaWig · 2019-10-19T12:04:42+00:00

She seems nice. /s

markus_brutus · 2019-10-19T16:28:39+00:00

You have more chances of getting in my pants if you treat me like a person

Your history suggests otherwise.

[deleted] · 2019-10-19T12:18:01+00:00

Whit an attitude like that I’m shocked she can’t find anyone. Sounds nice.

SilverGryphon · 2019-10-19T17:25:54+00:00

You have more chances of getting in my pants if you treat me like a person and not a sex object.

Yeah sure hun, sure. I am certain that Chad and Tyrone treated you so well, so much so that they fucking left you. This is trap laid out for beta males, nothing else and nothing more.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-10-19T19:35:35+00:00

The post-Pump & Dump Bitterness is strong in this one.

Klown_Kutz · 2019-10-19T21:07:41+00:00

Unfortunately, most men are looking to avoid adding to their own lists of mistakes. Have fun being a single mom sweetie. Live laugh love.

Buchwild · 2019-10-19T21:31:58+00:00

I filter girls like these out, I've got a career, real estate and I live a very comfortable life, what will you be bringing to the table again?

Morty50911 · 2019-10-19T17:48:12+00:00

She looks like she is playing dress up in her grandmothers bedroom.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-10-20T02:46:20+00:00

Sheryl CrHo. I love your music!

You are RAPIDLY approaching the wall! At 28 you need to slow it down and get off the OLD grind. What the hell are you even doing here?

I'm just looking for the next guy to add to my list of mistakes.

Uh. Excuse me. We don't call it a "List", we call it the *Carousel*. Do your homework Ms Cr-Ho.

So why do you feel this way?

because loyalty and honesty seem to be a comedy act.

Hmm. Yeah, well. About that. Women today are exceedingly dishonest and disloyal. So women like you tend to attract that sort of energy. So...

You have more chances of getting in my pants if you treat me like a person and not a sex object.

You fucking idiot! You just signaled to every asshole on the planet that if he lies to you and pretends to appreciate you for "who you are on the inside" he will get laid. In fact, you just made this a basic requirement of fucking you.

And you are here telling US about honesty and loyalty!?

Wait. You meant to do this didn't you? Is this an anti-Slut defense tactic? Clever move. Even I didn't see that at first glance. Nice move.

I have two kids

intense prolonged laughter prevents author from continuing

Lurkingnopost · 2019-10-20T02:59:24+00:00

Why would I want to get into your pants?

plamplamthrow0321 · 2019-10-20T07:45:11+00:00

I'm mad at the last 2 guys that came in my pussy

expendablekerosene · 2019-10-21T14:15:55+00:00

...treat me like a person and not a sex object.

BTW, here's my cleavage.

BluePillCypher · 2019-10-21T23:47:23+00:00

This is an absolute gem

mgtank · 2019-10-24T01:13:01+00:00

I think it’s hilarious to call girls like this incubators lmao

Title	But With 2 Kids, That's All you Are.
Author	9warbane
Upvotes	109
Comments	25
Date	October 19, 2019 9:00 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/dk176a/but_with_2_kids_thats_all_you_are/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/but-with-2-kids-thats-all-you-are.343725 https://theredarchive.com/post/343725

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