She's none of the things she says she is.

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-09-19T15:58:01+00:00

u/H0nkHonk This is more of a weekend post. I allowed it to say that your title is also irrelevant. I don't care what you think of her, I care about what you posted. You posted part of a profile, so your title must match what that part says. If you have more information that would help fit the theme better, then post that for us to review as well. Thanks.

suicidemeteor · 2019-09-19T13:45:36+00:00

She speeches good England.

Falln2pieces · 2019-09-19T14:09:31+00:00

If you're the one describing yourself as all these things, more than likely you're full of shit.

lestratege · 2019-09-19T14:15:09+00:00

"If you have any respect or decency, please don't visit my profile."

OK.

sweedev · 2019-09-19T14:04:16+00:00

In the first four sentences she describes a dog

OldFashionMarine · 2019-09-19T13:35:04+00:00

OK.....I'm officially lost now. WTF is she looking for? This could apply to almost everything......

JerryNewton7 · 2019-09-19T14:16:56+00:00

Her description is a good laugh. It looks like she searched "positive key words for profiles" and included everything she found. She is fake as ****.

Keystone_Heavy1 · 2019-09-19T14:21:14+00:00

No fake artists? Damn. My go-to move is to try and pass off a van Gogh off as my own!

You know who you're.

She is speaking the tongue of the ubermensch!

Older_Miggy · 2019-09-19T14:41:04+00:00

Thankfully I use a drug called alcohol. So I'm out.

SeekingLevelFive · 2019-09-19T14:44:27+00:00

So she's been chad'd, and now she's mad!

...until one of them texts her again.

Scooned · 2019-09-19T16:16:29+00:00

All this says is “I only date, mind players, players, time wasters, liars, fake artists, narcissists, manipulators and drug users”

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-09-19T14:49:00+00:00

I'll skip the rest and focus on the last bit.

"If you have any respect or decency..." - the people she listed don't have respect or decency, by definition.

"...don't visit my profile" - even if they cared what she said, how are they supposed to know she doesn't want them without visiting her profile? Telepathy?

TacoSupremeVictory · 2019-09-19T14:55:02+00:00

Well, I'm a professional mind playing fake artist, so I guess one of you guys is gonna have to take this one.

anonmymouse · 2019-09-19T17:39:22+00:00

I don't know what infuriates me more, the commas with no spaces, or the use of you're in the last bit... like it's technically not the wrong "you're" but fuck you for using it at the end of a sentence.

DefensivePositions · 2019-09-19T20:28:12+00:00

“Don’t apply” as if she’s some highly coveted management position

TANQspray · 2019-09-19T14:55:00+00:00

Hey at least she’s saying what she’s offering and not just making demands. That’s like a 1 in 100

onbakeplatinum · 2019-09-19T15:34:10+00:00

Puts on Taylor Swift songs to help her stop crying

Domebeers · 2019-09-19T18:55:36+00:00

Imagine a man using this as his profile

PhoenixRising-MGTOW · 2019-09-19T20:19:00+00:00

Sounds like all the fake Chad profiles are leaving her very disappointed

SamsAdvice · 2019-09-19T20:54:59+00:00

How dare you be in the presence of my profile

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-09-19T21:32:27+00:00

"fake artists"? 😲 Is she talking about PUAs?

RedStellaSafford · 2019-09-19T22:34:38+00:00

Good God, I could go to a bull-fighting tournament and see fewer red flags.

smallSackBigShaft · 2019-09-19T23:11:06+00:00

Apply. like it’s a job. lol. women are miserable. don’t transgender yourselves, guys.

krusty_fat · 2019-09-20T09:02:33+00:00

A clear communicator with that messed up punctuation? Girl please.

kevin32 · 2019-09-20T10:37:36+00:00

u/H0nkHonk, your most recent posts are what we call "fringe" posts, meaning they borderline fit our theme.

See rule 5 in our sidebar. It's not enough that she says "No players" or has a sassy attitude. We're looking for obvious evidence that she dated jerks, rode the carousel, needs a man to help raise her kids, or is being unreasonable. Our gallery of dating profiles contains good examples that fit our theme. Thanks!

Unusual_Chair · 2019-09-21T00:38:28+00:00

The real her is everything she told men not to be if they want to be with her. Like attracts like.

MalibootyCutie · 2019-09-19T16:51:57+00:00

Not even Fit and Healthy?

I’ve never understood this. People are going to see this lie instantly.

Natuasi · 2019-09-19T21:11:26+00:00

She forgot to add can walk on water.

BlueSparksFly · 2019-09-20T03:36:48+00:00

She’s probably been hurt before

misanthr0pe666 · 2019-09-20T03:44:44+00:00

The Space bar is the largest key on the keyboard. C'mon, now.

Title	She's none of the things she says she is.
Author	H0nkHonk
Upvotes	214
Comments	43
Date	September 19, 2019 1:18 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/d6dxly/shes_none_of_the_things_she_says_she_is/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/shes-none-of-the-things-she-says-she-is.344113 https://theredarchive.com/post/344113

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