Single momma to an 8 year old seeking someone who is ‘not afraid to commit’

Overkillengine · 2019-08-05T01:41:02+00:00

Looks closer to 39 than 29, and that's with the caked on makeup.
Myspace angle = packing on the pudge and trying to hide it.
Career that revolves around superficial attention seeking.
Single mom.
Hair health destroyed by constant dye jobs.
Will treat the animals better than you.

The only thing I want to commit her to is an asylum.

bushwicksick · 2019-08-05T01:07:00+00:00

This is another washed up, pseudo-sassy bitch who watches way too much Wendy Williams {notice the right hand pose}. Take a look at that arm, tatts are a total turn off. Now look at her doughy, ghoulish face. Bitch, your best days are long past. I guess all those nights of pounding down alcohol have helped you speed into The Wall™. You now have a bastard kid and have failed at life. You strike me as the type who wants another ride on the Cock Carousel™ but would definitely love to trap Billy Betabux. Hopefully you are denied the pleasure of ruining another man, whore.

Bailout Denied!

EvilKlownz2 · 2019-08-05T01:21:22+00:00

*Want someone who's not afraid to commit when the time is right* So she isn't ready, but you better be when she is.

Horse and dog "mom" So the crazy level is at 11.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-08-05T01:19:57+00:00

5'4 size 10/12 because it's apparently important.

Yes. Yes it is. It's just as important as height. Also, you're damn near obese with no signs of stopping. Thanks for letting me know so I can swipe left.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-08-05T02:06:36+00:00

How can a 29 year old Nail Technician possibly support, let alone purchase, a horse? Please theorize, gentlemen.....

[Your guess is likely the same as mine, divorce or childhood pet that is still boarded at her parent's house.]

loneliness-inc · 2019-08-05T01:36:12+00:00

I look better on pictures

With just the right makeup and lighting...

Horse and dog mom

I like animals better in pictures 😂

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-08-05T13:29:33+00:00

Betty Bloop!

How have you been these days? Do you work at the Asian nail place, or the other one?

What's up?

I look better on pictures

Uh. That's not what you should say. But I appreciate the candor.

So, what brings you here?

Want someone who's not afraid to commit when the time is right

Do you mean marriage? I mean, sure, you can get a man to marry you, but you better HURRY THE FUCK UP! That wall has done some damage. That is, aside from your - ahem - relaxed lifestyle.

You need to get way more aggressive and seek an older overweight desperate man.

Also, what does it mean "When the time is right?" That's a curious way to frame that Bloops.

I think I can help you Bloops. Tell me a little about yourself and I will help you craft an honest dating profile. FOR FREE! Let's hear it...

Woman

Good

Nail technician

Hmm. Go on.

5ft 4,

Ok, good. Okay. Keep going....

Size 10/12

Okay. If you say so.

Currently brunette.

Mmmmhhmmm. Go on.

Horse and dog mom

Ooof. Okay, roll with it. I got you.

What else...

29

Weren't you 29 a few years ago? Never mind. Anything else?

Single momma to a 8 year old

Damn. Well. Okay. I think I got it. Give me a second to type this up....... beeeep beeep bloop.

Ok. Here you go.

"Hi. My name is Betty Bloop and I am a chunky, disloyal, tatted up, plastic smile, fake hair, nail salon working, post wall, psycho pet owning loser looking for an older man to wife me up after I get you addicted to sex and fuck a few more guys on the side just to be sure you will put up with whatever cheating I may or may not do in the future."

I know, I know. Don't cry. You're welcome. I outdid myself this time. Glad you like it!

maximo1984 · 2019-08-05T03:57:13+00:00

"I look better on pictures ... because .... filters."

Horseface and dog shit.

megacondenser · 2019-08-05T11:30:04+00:00

Scariest thing here is ‘horse mom’

OldFashionMarine · 2019-08-05T08:16:39+00:00

Wow....a single tatted up mom. Sign me up for that commitment when the time is right. Wait.....is it her time or mine for the commitment?

SirKolbath · 2019-08-05T12:29:10+00:00

I look better on pictures

Um.

Krampus1313 · 2019-08-05T14:02:22+00:00

she has a horse... STAY THE FUCK AWAY GUYS

mblazin1532 · 2019-08-06T16:12:01+00:00

Nail Technician = Glorified fingernail painter.

moorekom · 2019-08-05T16:40:36+00:00

Nail "technician"

Look better on pictures

Possible fat-fishing or makeup or filters or all of the above.

Size 10/12 (apparently it's important)

Single momma to a 8 yr old.

And in all that time, she hasn't found one guy to stick around, on top of failing at locking down the baby daddy.

Want someone who is not afraid to when the time is right

This leads from the earlier statement. Pump and dumped to no end.

meerita · 2019-08-05T17:51:16+00:00

Nail technician. Great.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-08-05T17:51:57+00:00

"Technician" is a word I've watched lose all meaning in my lifetime.

Emervila · 2019-08-05T19:39:28+00:00

Nail technician

She's so dumb she thinks fake nails assembly, installation and update is a thing. She is the engineer in her group of friends.

Let's play the funny "counting red-flags"

Crazy bitch tatoos
Looks better in pictures
single mom
desperate for commitment
currently brunette (bi-polar as fuck)
Horse and Dog mom: psycho mom (Even having her own child she still has animal children)
29 smelling the wall all over the place

KazarakOfKar · 2019-08-06T12:12:51+00:00

Wow her baby daddy must have been making fat stacks for her to afford a horse and be a nail technician.

Guess after 8 years that is running out and she needs someone else to pay for her "children".

xonoma89 · 2019-08-08T16:43:09+00:00

Nail technician? I feel like that sounds way more accomplished than it actually is.

crassrecords · 2019-08-08T17:43:56+00:00

well, if the horse is a thoroughbred... no, nvm

SidgeBlueCollars · 2019-08-09T08:24:19+00:00

*unpopular opinion*
Sleeve tattoos on women look trashy as fuck

Title	Single momma to an 8 year old seeking someone who is ‘not afraid to commit’
Author	SidgeBlueCollars
Upvotes	108
Comments	38
Date	August 4, 2019 6:04 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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