No hookups unless you're chad

Westernhagen · 2019-03-08T19:42:59+00:00

Jason would still be better off with this thot than the post-wall hag he married.

byronshadow · 2019-03-08T19:49:18+00:00

I went out of my way to install a hookup app, but I'm not here for hookups!

YucanSukmeov · 2019-03-08T21:51:03+00:00

Massive arm tattoo. No thanks.

ChiTownBob · 2019-03-09T00:24:02+00:00

> 50% sass 50% ass

and 100% wrong for any man.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-03-08T23:48:42+00:00

29 and still in school....? GTFO...I ain't footing that college debt.

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-03-08T20:06:52+00:00

I'm swiping right

anyoneinamerica · 2019-03-08T19:36:24+00:00

I will take one for the team. I can introduce myself as Jason Momoa.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-03-08T19:56:40+00:00

When a woman's ass to tits ratio is not well balanced, she doesn't deserve a Jason Samoa.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2019-03-08T20:34:38+00:00

It's telling that her profile pic is literally of her body, wearing minimal clothes, while her face is mostly obscured, while posing in the same manner as she would if she were in bed, on her back enjoying herself.

Subconsciously her body is communicating that she is in the business of fucking and business is good, not that you needed an expert analysis to tell you that:)

Older_Miggy · 2019-03-09T05:20:34+00:00

Fucking tattoos. Ugh.

bellevueunderground · 2019-03-09T00:33:21+00:00

The crowd over at r/nicegirls needs to see this, I’m always being downvoted for suggesting women like this exist.

ILOVEASIANCUNTS · 2019-03-09T00:49:54+00:00

no sex on the first date unless you're a famous 6' 4" multimillionaire...teehee

notyourdude201 · 2019-03-09T01:16:50+00:00

So if I have the body of Conan the Barbarian and Aquaman I will rightfully cash in my hotness by hooking up with a tattoed chubby plain jane? No fucking thanks.

ContradictFate · 2019-03-09T03:52:45+00:00

Jason Momoa: 2019's Brad Pitt

That elusive pot of gold at the end of the rainbow that these fucking leprechauns chase but will never ever have.

Please_Be_My_Friend · 2019-03-09T05:58:22+00:00

Goddamn, tattoos really are for trashy people 🙄 Even worse, she’s got a giant shit stain tattoo

waytogokid · 2019-03-09T04:39:03+00:00

Why do they all like the same crap?

Jason Momoa and tacos

Before that it was bacon and Jon Snow

Fucking dull

NickTesla2018 · 2019-03-08T23:12:44+00:00

How about Jussie Momoa? And what the fuck is that on your arm?

Chemistry? Cooking meth?

Blogginginvicecity · 2019-03-08T22:54:44+00:00

Dealing with chemistry challenges for years while these THOTs chirp away about how great their hookup was last weekend can really grind your gears. When will these women understand the sexual inequality in the workplace and academia? Hashtag BE BETTER, lol!

How can low tier young men survive their studies surrounded by insufferable cunts? I pray for my fallen brothers.

NeutralXO · 2019-03-09T01:20:56+00:00

I mean girl looks good but that level of entitlement will get her no where cause there are plenty of girls with her same figure, still ain’t special. The wall is coming

hideout78 · 2019-03-09T02:21:04+00:00

I wasn’t sure....until I saw that disgusting, trashy ass tattoo. Now I’m sold.

SirKolbath · 2019-03-09T18:01:45+00:00

Let’s be fair. I’d hook up with Jason Mamoa.

RamblingUnited · 2019-03-09T00:52:22+00:00

highlyannoyed1 · 2019-03-09T02:29:38+00:00

Jason Mamoa: Umm, I think I will pass, thanks...

PabloEscoba · 2019-03-09T04:51:55+00:00

Let her whore herself off to celebrities then

Tailtappin · 2019-03-09T09:59:53+00:00

Okay...stop with that stupid word. It's not "sassy" to just be a bitch. That's as appealing to men as if they said to you "I'm %50 asshole and %0 class"

We all know that "sass" is the word you use because you can't handle the truth that if you'd keep your dumb mouth shut for a minute, stop whining about everything, and get off your ass once in a while, we wouldn't have to call you the cunt you almost certainly are.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-03-12T17:32:27+00:00

Another tatted fatass.

cobalt1728 · 2019-03-14T06:22:33+00:00

Now they are coming out and saying it. Fuck dating in 2019... its over

Not_My_Real_Acct_ · 2019-03-09T03:24:58+00:00

Does she really think that: 1. Jason Momoa uses a dating app 2. Even if he did he’d be interested in her?

Title	No hookups unless you're chad
Author	Billy_Sunsteel
Upvotes	315
Comments	83
Date	March 8, 2019 4:49 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/aysejp/no_hookups_unless_youre_chad/
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