I have a 4 year old son if that scares you than you need not apply. Im funny Ihave a great smile and ass.

Billy_Sunsteel · 2019-02-01T18:32:13+00:00

Chest tattood, androgynous single mother with a dreadful attitude who jumped to shaming straight away before even suggesting she had something to offer.

Hard pass.

Cursedpurpose · 2019-02-01T19:37:36+00:00

If you don't like me there's something wrong with you. -Every single mother ever

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-02-01T18:57:54+00:00

She forgot to add "generic tattoo". Seen this particular tat on other women before.

Also, does she chuck wood?

NolanKnowstheTruth · 2019-02-01T20:36:58+00:00

Forget the chest tattoo, the lesbian haircut, the jacked up teeth, the atrocious grammar and go straight to; "I have a 4 year son, if that scares you than need not apply"....."APPLY"...like the job it is. The job you don't get paid for, the job with no benefits and the job where after years of loyalty, they kick you out and keep everything in your office.

iowaclass · 2019-02-01T18:55:25+00:00

Damn, this chick hit all my dealbreakers in one picture.

timg01915 · 2019-02-01T18:49:43+00:00

Hmmm groceries or a new tattoo, and your swinging anus I mean nice ass gonna have to pass.

ForNowICanSee · 2019-02-01T19:28:11+00:00

Single mom. Can’t write for shit. Shames men with cats. Offers up an ass and a smile.

What a catch.

moorekom · 2019-02-01T20:23:59+00:00

you need not apply

The amount of arrogance in this statement is amusing. It's not that she's a low bottom whore who is dire need to be rescued. No. She is choosing you to be her savior. Gee, what an honor.

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-02-01T19:22:50+00:00

You have a great smile: ok, not really a defining trait. I'm pretty sure everyone's mother says that.

You have a great ass: If has ass, then is great. Thats like the minimum requirement for me to be attracted to you.

You have a great sense of humor: Woaahh, another human that likes to laugh... I never thought I would ever see one again

Love [entertainment] and [adventure]: Well whoopidy doo doo. You sound like a well developed and mature lady. Let me just get out my checkbook and award you with this blank check for being such a bright beacon of humanity.

FitHerLimbsInFridge · 2019-02-01T21:01:20+00:00

I have a 4 year [sic] son, if that scares you than [sic] need not apply.

Time and time again, "scare" is not the appropriate word. I am not consumed with fright, but rather a little disappointment and pity over your past mistakes. I am avoiding you because it is in my best interest. Good luck! You're obviously going to need it.

Oh, and nice fucking chest tattoo. It looks really good. Totally not a mistake paying someone to permanently do that to you.

aussielander · 2019-02-02T00:05:26+00:00

Wtf do women put these massive shit tattoos on their body?

[deleted] · 2019-02-01T20:17:18+00:00

If she's so great why has she not been wifed up then?

Westernhagen · 2019-02-01T21:33:18+00:00

That's one of those tats where I find myself wondering, "under what circumstances did that seem like a good idea?" but I can never think of a convincing answer...

VasiliyZaitzev · 2019-02-01T23:17:40+00:00

I have a 4 year old son if that scares you than you need not apply.

I love that THEY think THEY are rejecting MEN with that bullshit. What a train wreck.

SirKolbath · 2019-02-01T22:01:33+00:00

I have cum across way better smiles than that.

SirKolbath · 2019-02-01T22:05:42+00:00

What.

The fuck.

Is that!?

https://i.imgur.com/F388oIR.jpg

KoloGupta · 2019-02-02T00:27:48+00:00

That's an extremely hard "32".

[deleted] · 2019-02-01T20:52:02+00:00

Straight forward. It scares me, I'm not applying.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-02-01T21:59:14+00:00

She did it, she found my kryptonite, I'm terrified of children which is why I'm single. Why did she have to hurt me like that?! /S

xseiber · 2019-02-02T00:25:28+00:00

It’s nice. Cause she requires a key to her heart via tattoo but I bet you there’s no lock in that pussy

[deleted] · 2019-02-02T01:01:17+00:00

Came looking for ass, was disappointed.

Roastie_haiku_bot · 2019-02-01T22:55:21+00:00

A lot of us single men have cats because they're 100 times more logical than wahmen.

[deleted] · 2019-02-02T00:38:54+00:00

Son doesnt scare me as much as tit tatoes and metal face

NetherIndy · 2019-02-02T00:42:32+00:00

Do appreciate her putting the picture up though. Imagine meeting her in cold weather clothing and getting to the second date before that uuugly tat came out of hiding.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-02-02T03:24:30+00:00

Another single mom with a horrible titty tattoo. Run!

IndianaLongnuts · 2019-02-03T03:19:24+00:00

Why are women always bitching that guys have cats?

You don't hear us bitching about all the other men's kids you have.

alleyteris · 2019-02-01T22:13:13+00:00

I wouldn't mind pumping and bumping single moms but i would not touch her with a 5 ft pole .

0kool74 · 2019-02-01T23:12:36+00:00

I wouldn't fuck that skank with Mooshell's dick and Hitlery pushing!

AFthrowaway3000 · 2019-02-02T01:30:25+00:00

Let's see the warning signs-- chest tattoo, extremely short hair, Chad leftovers...

It's not that you tell me I need not apply, I never planned to in the first place.

Blogginginvicecity · 2019-02-02T02:54:37+00:00

Broooooo, that's such a hard (jiggly) 32! :0

Maui_Boy · 2019-02-02T19:39:32+00:00

That hideous tattoo might as well say don’t date me

meerita · 2019-02-02T00:06:17+00:00

Why we scratch the names: the app let you post ANY profile on ANY social network. Anyone can see it, pointless to hide thots silly tinder profiles

[deleted] · 2019-02-02T18:22:14+00:00

What is it with all the trashy tattoos on women these days?

ContradictFate · 2019-02-02T19:10:41+00:00

I have a great smile, ass and a great sense of humor

great smile

Well.. The only one out of three that we can see is confirmed bonafide bullshit so me thinks that the other two are severely lacking.

Edit: I take that back. The one that commented on her nice ass was probably the one that fucked her 5 years ago and ran away from their bastard child. I imagine that ass has suffered quite the change since then.

Vinky_Stagina · 2019-02-03T16:32:12+00:00

California native

I'm done

[deleted] · 2019-02-03T19:26:51+00:00

The days of men telling women they have a "great ass" are over courtesy of #metoo

MostlyKelp · 2019-02-07T05:20:56+00:00

Hey I have cats, best pussy to have around.

[deleted] · 2019-02-02T16:27:04+00:00

What's wrong with cats?

AliBarakat · 2019-02-03T03:12:02+00:00

Do you also happen to be a beaver?

TheDemonWhoComes · 2019-02-03T12:03:07+00:00

then*

Enzo95 · 2019-02-03T14:04:33+00:00

California native

Pass.

Philhelm · 2019-02-04T17:16:45+00:00

But I am scared.

AnonymousPredictions · 2019-02-05T18:55:29+00:00

Wait why is there no pictures of this supposed great ass, I want to judge that too!

LongIslandChomper · 2019-02-01T19:15:06+00:00

*then *It's

[deleted] · 2019-02-05T04:23:50+00:00

Thats one ugly dude

[deleted] · 2019-02-06T16:56:51+00:00

You look like a horse.

Medusssssa1 · 2019-02-26T11:16:08+00:00

See, All Colours Are Guilty..

notyourdude201 · 2019-02-02T08:16:36+00:00

I have a great smile, ass, and sense of humor.

Protip: Show both rows of teeth to smile properly.

Having a great ass is a lazy achievement. Read: http://www.returnofkings.com/55524/americas-booty-obsession-is-another-symptom-of-social-decline

Any functioning human being has a sense of humor. Just the fact that you think this is worth mentioning tells me that you are plain, undesirable, and worthless.

Title	I have a 4 year old son if that scares you than you need not apply. Im funny Ihave a great smile and ass.
Author	Billy_Sunsteel
Upvotes	104
Comments	85
Date	February 1, 2019 6:22 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/am51yb/i_have_a_4_year_old_son_if_that_scares_you_than/
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