[18F] “Gotta have GOALS” “I like guys who are 5’10 & UP” - I’m sure this “choosy” single mom won’t be on the market for long.

AncapGhxst · 2019-01-28T17:14:48+00:00

How many different fathers will my kids have? The Game of Life (Single Mother Edition)

0kool74 · 2019-01-28T17:26:56+00:00

18 and already has womb filth from a pump and dump. Looks like she's off to a good start.

BluepillProfessor · 2019-01-28T18:19:00+00:00

I like guys in the top 20% of height

Don't be petty

Got it!

thxnwy · 2019-01-28T18:01:14+00:00

This just shows she's desperate as typically the minimum is 6'. She's lowering her standards and somehow we should be grateful.

dgrawrpla · 2019-01-28T18:22:07+00:00

Stomach rolls at 18, but but but it's "mommy fat", well then lose it!

text if we match

Most likely swipes right for Chads only, who swipe right on anything and then is disappointed when they don't write to her after the match.

Chiliresident · 2019-01-28T17:44:40+00:00

Has wedding ring on. Things that make you go hmmmmm.

cycloneous · 2019-01-28T18:02:29+00:00

Oh no, another profile, and another horror that I'll read and analyze so that you don't have to!

I like to dance

Yes, you like to dance, we also know you like to dance on Chad or Tyrone's meat pipe!

and go out sometimes

This princess isn't fooling any one, and hopefully isn't fooling you, she goes out on Friday and Saturdays like a cat burglar goes out looking for their next victim to rob!

I like guys who are 5'10 & UP

There we go again with them ridiculous height standards again! I bet if you asked her how much she weighs, she'll be "offended" that you're so shallow! But hey, I'm guessing she's about a buck 40 or a buck 50. FAT!

gotta have goals

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have goals, one of them being is to avoid strong, fierce, and empowered wyman like you and to keep my wallet from your prying hands! I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say I'm avoiding raising Chad or Tyrone's demon spawn!

don't be petty

Guys, listen to these beautiful words of wisdom, do not be petty or cheap, get yourself a PS4, its worth the money!

Have a daughter

Run, and when I say run, run like these guys!

Verdict

Avoid at all costs, she likes to dance more then just on the dance floor, and if you're the lucky guy with the right amount of money, err, I mean, income, she'll give you the privilege of allowing her to dance on your meat pipe and ride you like horses going out of style!

IvankasBabyDaddy · 2019-01-28T19:36:45+00:00

18? Wow there goes her life.

catetheway · 2019-01-28T19:42:04+00:00

She looks 30+.

anon_likes_tendies · 2019-01-28T18:44:44+00:00

I'll take FUPA for $400, Alex.

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-01-28T18:48:40+00:00

Thats a huge belly button

johnny_qcb · 2019-01-28T21:39:58+00:00

I do have goals, and goal number one is not dating a fat single mom.

loneliness-inc · 2019-01-28T19:48:37+00:00

Gentlemen, her pizza dough belly needs some sausage!

LimousineLibtard · 2019-01-28T23:51:38+00:00

What I coincidence, I only date women 120 lbs and below.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2019-01-28T17:19:10+00:00

Sadly even as a single mom she will be hounded by Chads and Betas alike due to her young age and non-obese body.

10 years from now, though, may be a different story..

Bestoftherest222 · 2019-01-29T03:47:38+00:00

She already compromised fella's, she is willing to settle for sub six footer.

notyourdude201 · 2019-01-29T17:50:52+00:00

This is starting to fit well with my recent theory that undesirable women become more hypergamous / picky / bitchy / demeaning as a defensive mechanism. Seriously, it's not like this woman here at this pic didn't realize she's fat and ugly.

No one is gonna tap that but she can pat her own butt saying that she is really waiting for The One.

St-Gottard · 2019-01-29T00:02:35+00:00

5ft 10in ain't that bad. Cutoff used to be 6ft. We're winning guys!! /s

alphabachelor · 2019-01-29T00:39:49+00:00

This one will explode like a hand grenade of fat as soon as the ring is on the finger.

She’s only working out like crazy to snag Herb.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-01-29T03:18:32+00:00

Maybe if the guy is really tall, he can just drop his shlong right on her forehead.

sdaddy345 · 2019-01-29T03:21:11+00:00

I wish I had the confidence to walk around with a belly like that.

smfuel87 · 2019-01-29T04:29:39+00:00

She's thick at 18. Gonna be a land whale in another two years or so. These girls have their pick of the litter, but that frame of time is fucking narrow lol.

thearmchairwarrior · 2019-01-28T18:29:29+00:00

Fat ugly and single mother.

Worth to a real men negative dollars. Huge liability lol.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-01-29T09:16:28+00:00

bitch is 18 with a daughter 5 4 but she wants someone 5 10 or taller? i...is she Petetarded?

Westernhagen · 2019-01-28T18:19:56+00:00

"I'm single, but I have standards. Also, I'm really busy with work right now. Those zombie dwarves aren't going to make themselves, you know." -- The Tall Man

Archibald_Andino · 2019-01-28T19:28:05+00:00

"Must be at least 5'10" or up" seems to be more common than "must be 6 feet or more". I think 5'9 and under is a cutoff point for a lot of women

[deleted] · 2019-01-28T20:52:36+00:00

Those hips don't lie, and they say you like pastry.

varulven4 · 2019-01-28T23:27:16+00:00

She can have height standards, but if anyone turns her down because she's overweight then they're rude and unfair

Jonlife · 2019-01-29T00:10:36+00:00

Wheat Belly

Narcissist456 · 2019-01-29T00:49:49+00:00

She’s only an 18 year old girl, but she has the figure of a 38 year old woman. Yuck.

DemonGroover · 2019-01-29T01:05:32+00:00

Hold me back, what a catch.

binrobinro · 2019-01-29T01:31:52+00:00

For sale: Woman, used, high mileage, shows signs of wear. Best offer.

SirKolbath · 2019-01-29T14:05:01+00:00

I think your “goals” should be more along the idea of getting a BMI under 35, you carb-sodden shipwreck.

marcdale92 · 2019-01-30T02:22:52+00:00

Mexithots

ManReggie · 2019-01-30T05:58:38+00:00

Fat ass.

Didnt need to read a single word of whatever it wrote.

Fat ass. That was enough.

thewrecker8 · 2019-01-30T17:32:12+00:00

Her: He's gotta be 5' 10" and up.

Him: Sorry you gotta be 120 lbs or under.

devok1 · 2019-01-31T03:37:54+00:00

fat slob

castlefrankie · 2019-01-28T19:22:00+00:00

Whoa!

How many ups can that piece of work get?

Geez, can I sell my house for you? Puhleeze?

If you even speak to this buffalo, you get what you deserve.

DatingTank · 2019-01-28T21:04:00+00:00

So, am I required to have a daughter, or?

WiseMonkeyGoodMonkey · 2019-01-28T22:37:31+00:00

I do have a goal (one of many). To be with a woman not burdened by another mans child. And one that doesn't have a double roll fupa.

El-SHH · 2019-01-28T22:44:54+00:00

Damn. Talk about bad choices. Both on her part and the poor sucker who dates her.

Roserath · 2019-01-29T01:04:11+00:00

Re-upload picture

ransay3277 · 2019-01-29T10:51:53+00:00

Wedding Ring???

five_eight · 2019-02-01T10:06:30+00:00

What's CSN mean?

JimmieRussels · 2019-02-03T05:29:11+00:00

What if I already have a great stable office job and make 70K a year? Why do I still gotta have goals? Whats wrong with just going to work and then wanting to relax after. This is the kind of girl who’d rather date an up and comming HUSTLA than someone who actually has their shit together because people who have their shit together are boring.

[deleted] · 2019-02-03T06:47:11+00:00

18 going on 30

OChinchinLordofDark · 2019-02-11T01:24:36+00:00

Ahoii captain we got ourselves a fat foking whale.

Stanky too

Title	[18F] “Gotta have GOALS” “I like guys who are 5’10 & UP” - I’m sure this “choosy” single mom won’t be on the market for long.
Author	MrDominicanMgtow
Upvotes	215
Comments	87
Date	January 28, 2019 5:05 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/akpgd2/18f_gotta_have_goals_i_like_guys_who_are_510_up/
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