45-year-old mother of five didn't find a good man. So she created her perfect man. A 300 year old pirate that looks like Johnny Depp and who wants to marry her.

Westernhagen · 2018-12-14T15:00:40+00:00

Pirate ghost said, "Arrrr, bitch, ay may be dead but ay have standards!"

loneliness-inc · 2018-12-14T14:13:09+00:00

Kind of like the expectations of every other woman.

The idea of you is better than the real you.
It'll take you a really long time to finally be worthy of her.
No sex for you.
It lasts as long as she decides it should last, then you're yesterday's newspaper.

SirKolbath · 2018-12-14T14:14:46+00:00

I’m really starting to fear for the sanity of most women. What the fuck is in her skull that she would think that this is a rational thing to do?

CSM_Pepper · 2018-12-14T14:35:05+00:00

What's her next move, marrying a cardboard cutout of Elon Musk, then hoping for a Tesla in the divorce settlement?

OhNoBearIsDriving · 2018-12-14T15:24:12+00:00

Here's a photo of the lovely and gracious Ms. Teague, with a painting of her supposed "husband".

Let's see.

--10,000 cock stare.

--works as a Jack Sparrow impersonator. She impersonates a man.

--claims to talk to ghosts.

--claims to have had sex with a ghost.

Yep. Psycho. EJECT EJECT EJECT

sleepyweaselisawake · 2018-12-14T15:03:08+00:00

Delusional, post wall woman seeks attention and validation, the world gives it to her. What's new?

introvertabrate · 2018-12-14T18:44:04+00:00

even the ghost is ghosting her

cdc194 · 2018-12-14T19:21:48+00:00

Jack now owes 4000 gold debloons in alimony.

HotIsotope · 2018-12-14T15:45:10+00:00

I feel bad for the cats that will end up at her place...

Autisticus · 2018-12-14T17:05:53+00:00

YES!

I KNEW she was from the UK!

They have a very exquisite brand of crazy overseas!

Ultramegasaurus · 2018-12-14T17:07:02+00:00

Men with such delusions are relegated to the darkest corners of the internet or a psychiatric ward, yet women like that are given attention and space in mainstream media.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-12-14T18:01:36+00:00

This just further confirms what some of us have already known about women. They are MENTALLY ILL!

[deleted] · 2018-12-14T15:20:41+00:00

HAHAHAHA

This is even funnier than the women who marry themselves!

FlyingSexistPig · 2018-12-14T18:52:11+00:00

The best part? They divorced after less than a year.

[deleted] · 2018-12-14T22:00:39+00:00

Yo Hoe Hoe And A Bottle Of Thot

VictxrSenpai · 2018-12-15T13:17:54+00:00

Its official, the patients are now running the asylum .

[deleted] · 2018-12-14T17:46:16+00:00

I hope for humanitys sake nobody attended her 'wedding'.

marksmanship0 · 2018-12-15T03:28:20+00:00

he would have been happy like most men with just sex

Where are all the good 300 year old pirate ghosts? Honestly I feel like at this age of my life, all of the good 300 year old pirate ghosts have already married other mediums and spiritualists.

Ghustgan · 2018-12-15T07:53:26+00:00

I sort of feel bad for the Muslim men out there. They'll have to deal with 72(!) of those after they die.

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