Let's buy a house together, also be a father to my son.

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-11-06T16:36:24+00:00

Normally we take down profiles that don't censor the place of work, but I wanted to sticky this one to say it's normally good couth to also censor the children and the innocents' faces or eyes.

In the future, please censor everything that could be identifiable.

MildlySoggyBread · 2018-11-06T16:13:29+00:00

--Do the math. 23 years old, 4 year old kid: knocked up at 18, had him at 19.

--the boy is almost certainly low class alpha thugspawn, meaning his genetic personality has probably been predetermined to be oppositional, strong willed, violent, unfocused, dissolute, and resistant.

--wait till that young boy grows to be bigger and stronger than you are.

--And that boy is not yours - a fact his mother, and he, will remind you of every day.

--"I have a son who's 4 he is my life" - meaning YOU will NEVER be "her life". You are there to write the checks and pay the bills and buy shit for her and HER son.

--she works at a Tim Hortons, which is a fast food place. Looking for a man her son can "look up to". Now translate this.

"My life sucks. I live in poverty. I am looking for a man to get me out of this shithole life, shitty job, and crappy place I live in. I need money, like right now. I need someone to start paying for all the crap my son and I need. And because I have a vagina, I am entitled to a man to get that for me, right now."

KoloGupta · 2018-11-06T15:44:20+00:00

Overweight single mother. Another man's child is the gift every man dreams of. When she becomes the restaurant manager, she'll be working long hours, and you'll be looking after the kid.

Good Man, come join our family before I buy this house, so we can put it and all the bills in your name. I may forget to contribute to our living expenses once in a while. What's mine will be mine, and what's yours will be mine. A Good Man will look after my kids as well.

civilization_failed · 2018-11-06T15:49:13+00:00

It breaks my heart to see the faces of these children who will have to grow up not having a respectable man to look up to.

SirKolbath · 2018-11-06T16:22:01+00:00

“Soon to be manager of a restaurant.”

Glad to see Taco Bell is making you a shift leader. Congrats on the promotion.

“You MUST have a picture to contact this user.”

Neat. She’s not shallow or anything.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2018-11-06T21:01:08+00:00

Manager at Tim Hortons? Well shit. She's going to have so many doctors and lawyers trying to wife her up I'm not even going to bother trying.

Westernhagen · 2018-11-06T15:55:30+00:00

She will soon be the manager of a donut shop. Yay! Trying to buy a house on that salary is indeed "somewhat ambitious"...

ThePlague · 2018-11-06T16:36:02+00:00

The nerve of these women never fails to astound.

oh_no_aliens · 2018-11-06T21:20:14+00:00

Who purposely wants to be a cuck?

deathtocontrollers · 2018-11-06T20:11:43+00:00

Sure, if she buys me a house. :P Otherwise, fuck off.

macheagle · 2018-11-07T04:20:23+00:00

Seriously, why the fuck don’t ppl use condoms or at least get on the pill?!?! It’s 2018...

[deleted] · 2018-11-06T17:12:01+00:00

Presumably a good quality man would prefer a good quality woman - one that shows good decision making skills (i.e. not getting pregnant at 18) and one that's intelligent enough to be able to use an apostrophe appropriately and capitalise sentences where necessary.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-11-06T18:36:58+00:00

Holy shit this is a homerun. Fat girl angle, already has kid, wants you to buy her a house to divorce you early.

ghost-zz · 2018-11-06T21:50:52+00:00

It's so cool she wants the qualities of a good man only after she's had a kid from some obviously unqualified man.

[deleted] · 2018-11-06T23:58:38+00:00

"Profession: Tim Horton's"

LOL

cleverbutnotoverlyso · 2018-11-07T05:00:01+00:00

“Let’s buy a house together.”

-YOU buy a house and I’ll live in it with my kid. You can pay for everything because all the money I make at my shit job is going to my semen demon because his deadbeat dad hasn’t paid child support since he was born.

Dachosen17 · 2018-11-07T18:02:49+00:00

Again, no sales pitch. No attempt to sell herself to the reader with talk of hobbies or talents. Message her because just being female should outweigh the terrible job and bastard kid.

VigilantLance · 2018-11-06T21:41:26+00:00

I’ve seen some cringed shit on this sub. Fat sweathog sloots wanting a handout. I don’t get that vibe from this one. Not too much to pick at here. She’s a single mom... and that’s it.

My 2 cents.

NickTesla2018 · 2018-11-07T02:01:56+00:00

Who wants a Timmy Horton cream pie ?!

Whirrlz · 2018-11-07T07:27:11+00:00

I love these posts so much.

beiberwholee69 · 2018-11-10T18:20:03+00:00

What dating app is that, I’ve never seen that one

Title	Let's buy a house together, also be a father to my son.
Author	ZOGabomiNATION
Upvotes	122
Comments	61
Date	November 6, 2018 3:30 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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