Must make her laugh! (and not lie about your muscles)

TheYekke · 2018-10-31T12:20:14+00:00

Let's see here. Attitude. No job. No car. 'Prefer not to say' about wanting more kids, 'prefer not to say' about alcohol consumption. Smokes often. 'prefer not to say' about body type. Jokes about burning men alive. Doesn't like men who fake their muscle size. Looking for 'hangout' (as opposed to long term?) but doesn't want men looking for sex bothering her. You must make her laugh, this one is a deal breaker, gentlemen. Oh and no pic, no reply. Any takers?

muricanwerewolf1 · 2018-10-31T15:50:08+00:00

Imagine being a man and making a joke about hurting women on your dating profile

PizzaNuggies · 2018-10-31T13:17:07+00:00

Catch of a lifetime, boys. Form an orderly line.

DatBoiCrazy · 2018-10-31T12:59:03+00:00

POF is a turd-roller's paradise.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-10-31T15:37:46+00:00

This profile is a literal train wreck; there is not a single reason to contact this one other than for simps to hopefully get laid

(spoiler: they probably won't)

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-10-31T22:28:17+00:00

PUAs will just have to lift even harder now!

AllahHatesFags · 2018-10-31T15:40:01+00:00

Need a picture of this mess

xkulp8 · 2018-10-31T22:53:12+00:00

Do you have a Chad? Prefer Not To Say

omegajelly200 · 2018-11-01T01:21:01+00:00

you must be funny

Translation: I am boring and I am not funny.

otakuzod · 2018-11-01T01:22:35+00:00

The Wall shows no mercy.

ThePlague · 2018-11-01T21:05:19+00:00

These dating profiles just seem more and more cringe to me. It's like high schoolers telling their life's goals: I want to be a rock star, POTUS, and an astronaut, while not playing an instrument, pulling a 1.5 GPA, and being a fat fuck. Yeah, you want to be a great many things, but you don't want to do anything to get there.

SirKolbath · 2018-11-01T21:29:54+00:00

Her: *Tells joke about man beaten and sodomized.

Me: “Haha. Now tell one about a woman raped with a baseball bat!”

Her: “...”

SirKolbath · 2018-11-01T02:16:49+00:00

Well, this profile is certainly making me laugh.

WAH_FML · 2018-11-01T17:14:14+00:00

SHe doesnt look 30 to me - she looks used up with a 1000 cock stare. She looks unremarkable and boring in everyway. She brings nothing to the table except mediocre looks , a PMS attitude, and a chance to pay for and raise another man's sperm that entered her pussy and became kid(s)

Title	Must make her laugh! (and not lie about your muscles)
Author	EnglishBob71
Upvotes	52
Comments	21
Date	October 31, 2018 12:18 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/9sy6aq/must_make_her_laugh_and_not_lie_about_your_muscles/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/must-make-her-laugh-and-not-lie-about-your-muscles.348063 https://theredarchive.com/post/348063

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